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Random Thoughts on almost anything. Retired Mathematician.

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Even a blind person could see it coming!
The πŸŠπŸ’©πŸ€‘πŸ‘ΏπŸ· even smelled like πŸ’©!

07.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Senator Kevin Cramer (R-ND) said, β€œWe have a Biblical responsibility to Israel.”

No, we don't.

This country was not founded on, nor is it governed by, the ignorant scribblings of Iron Age goat herders.

07.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

CONservatives: Abortion is murder. They are children.

CONservatives: I don’t care about the Epstein files. I don’t care about the children.

Which is it? I'm confused. πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ

07.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Did they really decide to start World War 3 instead of arresting pedophiles?

07.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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An extremist priesthood wants to take down another extremist priesthood.

Marvellous.

The High Council of Fanatics has convened in the Oval Office to deal with the other High Council of Fanatics in Tehran.

What in the Cult is this?

07.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WWJD?

STOP SPENDING MONEY ON BOMBS TO KILL ONE ANOTHER AND USE THE MONEY TO FEED ALL THE PEOPLE THAT GO HUNGRY EVERY SINGLE DAY.

WWJD?

07.03.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whiskey Pete Kegsbreath calls Democrats β€œilliterate” for saying the Constitution requires the president to get approval from Congress to go to war and asks where it says that in the Constitution.

See Article I, Section 8, Clause 11.

07.03.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Obvious observation:
How can the πŸŠπŸ’©πŸ€‘πŸ‘ΏπŸ· ignore that Russia is arming Iran with intel?
THIS DIRECTLY ENDANGERS US SOLDIERS' LIVES!
The πŸŠπŸ’©πŸ€‘πŸ‘ΏπŸ· meanwhile is also planning to lift sanctions on Russian oil!

Obvious conclusion:
He doesn't work for America.
He works for Putin.

07.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

According to the February jobs report, there are 92,000 jobs lost. America has gained a net total of negative 76,000 jobs in the last 7 months.

In the last 15 years, there are 9 months where America has lost jobs, and all 9 months are under the πŸŠπŸ’©πŸ€‘πŸ‘ΏπŸ·.

07.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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This weekend, we go back to Daylight Saving Time.

07.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œAs I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.”
~ Abraham Lincoln

07.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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TV, movies, the Internet, and Social Media are NOT real life.

07.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Women's History Month 2026

07.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Surprising considering what happens in the Epstein Files stays in the Epstein Files.

07.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Couldn't be.

07.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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He's a sadistic and cowardly prison guard. He torments inmates. He is a petty, cruel man who uses his family's political connections to keep his job despite his incompetence. But at least he's not a pedophile.

07.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Taj isn't and neither is Van Wilder.

07.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yeah. Why is that?

07.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Same as it ever was.

07.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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WHO

07.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Women's History Month
Mary Seacole

www.bbc.co.uk/history/hist...

07.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Women's History Month
Marie Marvingt

A world class athlete, Marie Marvingt won gold medals in skiing, bobsledding, skating, rifle shooting and numerous other events.

www.wai.org/pioneers/200...

07.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Women's History Month
Eleanor Rathbone

British politician and social reformer Eleanor Rathbone (1872-1946) was one of the first women members of Parliament, known principally for her successful advocacy of family allowances.

biography.yourdictionary.com/eleanor-rath...

07.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Here's your sign.
WHERE is HERE in NEON.

07.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Brain Training

07.03.2026 15:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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