my expert advice
09.03.2026 17:47
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my expert advice
every trans girl is fighting a secret fight that you can solve by giving her 20 thousand dollars
For International Women's Day you should uhhhh hire a trans woman 🥴
happy international women's day
Happy International Women's Day! with Elster and Ariane ! 💐✨💝
#SIGNALIS
Second Down on Scribble Hub Synopsis John Football is the most powerful man in Texas. He owns every football field in the Lone Star State, drives a big truck, and raised five strong sons to carry on the Football legacy. Except now he has four daughters. Because in the Football household, there is only one rule: WIN. And if you can't win at football? Well. John Football has pink paint for your bedroom waiting. And a very understanding family therapist. And apparently a remarkable relationship with a very discreet endocrinologist. Now it's Brandon Football's turn. Brandon is fifteen, the last Football son, his father's final hope. He's decent at football. Not great. Definitely not Football great. And when Brandon fumbles the championship game in front of the entire state of Texas, John Football does what any reasonable MAGA patriarch would do. He makes a phone call. Suddenly Brandon has four very supportive sisters, a closet full of sundresses, and a new name his father chose from a baby book he's apparently had ready since 2019.
this is the best story summary that has ever existed
Chimera's hug 🪶
Stream starting at twitch.tv/AuralVT ! Who up playing with they spire? #twitch #twitchstreamer #slaythespire2
Full offense but this is why the epstein files are so triggering to victims.
"Release the files" is just words to yall.
5 seconds later you'll turn around and say a woman who has chosen to play defense for her husband in them for years was "right about everything"
And not even out of love.
tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety.
venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars.
child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me.
mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed.
mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.
Love Bites
#deadlock #bloodmoon
When people say shit like “why should Mamdani dedicate resources to a couple young men who threw snowballs at cops” I hear “I don’t care that these people will be subjected to slave labor, likely sexually and physically assaulted, have their rights and job prospects impacted forever” etc etc
These people genuinely think they are going to reform capitalism and then a socialist gets in office and they are like wait I can’t do anything at all about the cops what kinda snail pace do you expect to reform capitalism to socialism at. We are going to die bro
Spanish TV if you don't speak Spanish and have no context must be wild
youtu.be/eqo8Kgut3s8
I gotta hand it to congress they aren’t even pretending to remotely be a democratic body anymore. Thank you for revealing the dictatorship of the bourgeoisie to the people
venturing into the dark never a good idea!
sketch from a while ago
I was, shall we say, “slightly resistant” to receiving help after this money was stolen from me, but I’ve been sufficiently cowed by friends privately chewing me out for shame and pride. Dylan has kindly offered to do this for me, and many others have wanted to help directly. Options in replies.
Doomscrolling is the weaponization of literacy
Garden Knight - TUNIC
Ruin Seeker - TUNIC
Thom Tillis is threatening to use procedural moves to shut down every Senate committe he's involved in if Kristi Noem does not respond to his inquiry
This is something the Democrats could have done at any point during the last 14 months, but chose not to
Spain should send oil to Cuba
if your government is killing brown people in asia or putting brown people in camps here or doing experiments on trans ppl in jail then the decision of which opinions you want to run is political. if you're running pieces that support these then you need to be able to withstand public criticism.
Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.
