At a birthday party for my meta’s friend where I know absolutely no one. B-day girl’s fam just showed up and wrinkled their nose that it’s too “stinky” outside because I dared smoke a single cigarette. 30 feet away from them. With the wind blowing in my direction and not theirs.
Huh. Never been approached by Mormons in a grocery store parking lot before. Better update my Bingo card…
A conversation with a colleague:
Colleague: (singing) 🎵Doctor Kevorkian!🎵
Me: …why are you consulting with Doctor Kevorkian????
Colleague: My foot
She was mispronouncing her doctor’s actual name, but COME ON!!!
#ShitMyFriendsSay
#ShitTeachersSay
#CantMakeThisShitUp
Sesame Street Instagram: Big Bird snuggling a smaller bird. Offering comfort in Scary Times: After a violent event, children of different ages will have different needs. These age based strategies can help them feel safer and more secure.
Sesame Street is now offering tips for parents on post-trauma comfort because the federal government is physically and mentally abusing our country's children.
Recreation of 🧊 thought process
🧊 Agents (probably): Why are these brown people going into that government looking building? Better arrest their asses!
#Criminal #FuckICE #Incompetence #AbolishICE #NoNazis #MakeAmericaCompetentAgain
So the SAVE Act... It passed the House. That means anyone who has changed their legal name better get a valid passport ASAP or change their name back to match their birth certificate if it passes. If they still want to vote that is 🙃
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
✨✨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🎄Happy Merry Chrismukkah! 🎄🏳️🌈🏳️🌈✨✨ | #Gaymer #Gayming #Streamer #Streaming #Twitch #Fortnite @FortniteGame www.twitch.tv/blessedpsycho
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✨✨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈New Laptop, who dis? 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈✨✨ | #Gaymer #Gayming #Streamer #Streaming #Twitch #Fortnite @FortniteGame
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✨✨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈New Laptop, who dis? 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈✨✨ | #Gaymer #Gayming #Streamer #Streaming #Twitch #Fortnite @FortniteGame
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✨✨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈New Laptop, who dis? 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈✨✨ | #Gaymer #Gayming #Streamer #Streaming #Twitch #Fortnite @FortniteGame
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I work for a charter school.
Boss Man: hey, we have openings with the Online program. Tell your friends!
Teacher: am I your friend?
#TeacherLife
✨✨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈Here I go again! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈✨✨ | #Gaymer #Gayming #Streamer #Streaming #Twitch #Fortnite @FortniteGame
✨✨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈Bored now 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈✨✨ | #Gaymer #Gayming #Streamer #Streaming #Twitch #Fortnite @FortniteGame
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This is an executive order that lays the groundwork for sending homeless people and people with mental illness to concentration camps to be "civilly committed." It was never going to stop with immigrants.
This is horrifying beyond words.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
At 9:30am, I texted the staff chat about my extended medical leave and updated them on recovery. Also asked them to tell the student who kidnapped my pen to stop kidnapping pens. 5 hrs later, I got the follow from said student #TeacherLife
The Voyager Declaration - I like the sound of that!
Support NASA and our real-life Starfleet officers by signing, calling your reps, and being a STEM champion locally and nationally.
🫡
www.standupforscience.net/nasa-voyager...
So I'm currently in recovery after an unexpected surgery. Students found out I was going to be out for a couple of weeks, and one messaged me the following. #TeacherLife #ILoveMyStudents
Today in Things That Should Get Me Fired: a colleague brought some squash to work to share. Another grabbed a big zucchini and said “I want this one.”
My dumbass instantly responded with, “aren’t you married??”
#PleaseDontCallHR
✨✨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈Summer Vacation Baby! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈✨✨ | #Gaymer #Gayming #Streamer #Streaming #Twitch #Fortnite @FortniteGame
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✨✨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈Let’s go!! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈✨✨ | #Gaymer #Gayming #Streamer #Streaming #Twitch #Fortnite @FortniteGame
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This was posted as a full page paid advertisement in today’s New York Times
Any #gay #queer #poly guys in #LosAngeles want to get together? Hang out? Have a drink? Go on a #date? Can we start the trend of meeting on social media instead of dating apps you have to pay an arm and a leg for just to be ghosted on? Can that be a thing now??
#polyamory #polydating #enm
#dating sucks tho. Had a match the other night. Convo started off great. Then he just ghosted when I didn’t respond immediately. All happened in less than a couple of hours. #wtf??
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#Wtf is with people on #Tinder marking themselves as Men when they are clearly NOT men? Sorry, Esmeralda but I am a GAY MAN looking for GAY MEN. Fix your damn profile!! Had like 6 women come across my dash this morning already, and I’ve double checked my settings. #TheFuck??
✨✨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 Happy New Year!! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈✨✨ | #Gaymer #Gayming #Streamer #Streaming #Twitch #Fortnite @FortniteGame
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Told a friend I’m not feeling up to attending their NYE party. Friend is taking it as a personal slight against them. Yaye me… #FriendDrama
Not that they’re really worth anything. And the dowry is really just some symbolic dollar coins that my parents exchanged when they got married. Still. #TheFuck ?
