A photo of the front cover of issue 1670 of Private Eye magazine, with the caption “on shelves now.” The main headline reads “TRUMP ATTACKS IRAN,” with a subheading “HOW OPERATION EPIC FURY UNFOLDED.” The cover features four photo panels set in the situation-room with US political figures seated around a table. Speech bubbles add dialogue: “Is the Supreme Leader dead?” followed by “No, Trump always looks like this!”; “Mission accomplished!” answered with “Yes, I’ve killed the Epstein story”; “What happens next?” with the reply “Popular revolt and regime change,” and a follow-up, “In America?”; and finally, “Why have you started this war?” answered with “So that I can stop it,” alongside “I’ll ring the Nobel Committee.”
Trump Attacks Iran. How Operation Epic Fury unfolded…
The new Private Eye is out now.
04.03.2026 08:05
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Has it only been a five day week?
09.01.2026 08:51
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Currently at zero steps today
Might go for a walk
27.12.2025 10:36
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Flash Gordon giving flying lesson
Merry Christmas
25.12.2025 09:25
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Turns out both DownDetector and DownForEveryoneOrJustMe use Cloudflare so are currently, themselves, down
18.11.2025 11:38
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Seems like a good day for fixing a dripping tap
18.11.2025 11:45
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CBA
21.10.2025 16:44
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Age verification to use Direct Messages on here? Sorry but I'm out.
21.10.2025 13:11
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October seems endless
18.10.2025 09:27
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I've been in Milton Keynes all day. How was your Tuesday?
07.10.2025 19:59
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Amazing that a party with only 5 MPs gets so much attention
28.09.2025 12:13
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The automatic flusher in the office always takes me by surprise
25.09.2025 10:26
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Jersey is interesting
16.09.2025 09:45
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Going to get her ashes and think about where to scatter them.
19.08.2025 10:19
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In support of the french, I'm sure noone will miss me on Friday...
12.08.2025 10:04
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Some of us are actually trying to do some work in this weather.
Starmer needs to move the Bank holiday accordingly.
11.08.2025 07:21
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She left us today. Bereft.
04.08.2025 20:08
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Show's almost over mate - really nice message from you. Thanks
03.08.2025 11:32
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July in the UK
19.07.2025 11:01
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Bins out, bins in - the weekly habit which separates ordure from chaos
17.07.2025 09:27
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UK right now
12.07.2025 11:53
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Three day old barbeque leftovers is all I have left in the house. Sorry.
15.07.2025 10:13
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Astonished myself by continuing to log in to work and not retiring to the south of France
15.07.2025 07:05
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Nice weather for sitting in the shade.
10.07.2025 07:27
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If you have a spare ticket for the lord's test, please let me know
07.07.2025 15:49
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Over on twitter they *still* think bob vylan is a real person
29.06.2025 19:02
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Excellent
28.06.2025 08:36
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I blame Putin
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Didn't know you were a Surrey fan
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Monday morning is ok when you're on holiday
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