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I will pick Wonderful Christmastime over any song from the " Old Dead White Guy" canon that comprises most Christmas music 10 times out of 10. At least it's something different!
Stop literally everything.
Steve Albini's Fugazi sessions, widely bootlegged and full of lore, now available officially for the first time.
fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/albini...
This is a wildly specific cross-section of my interests
Everyone mentions Cowbell but to me this is the great Christopher Walken SNL sketch
Also, Johnny Cash would look you directly in the eye, calmly but firmly tell you to take his name off this stupid thing, and you would immediately do it, because he was actually strong.
If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there
When Pete Wentz handed Patrick Stump a sheet of lyrics requiring him to rhyme "boys" with "lives", I wonder if his attitude was more "whatever, I don't have to fucking sing it" or "there is one man who can make a rhyme so slanted work and it's him" lol
this has literally, not even once, been said about a conservative, and in fact they spent eight years twisting themselves into non-euclidean pretzels to say that the blatantly racist things they said about obama weren't actually racist at all
UNLIMITED CONCESSIONS
the democrats' plans to respond to the republicans' chicanery, at all times, for the last several decades at least:
Despite my screen name and abiding love for his work, I learned this the hard way a long time ago. (Corbett's good, though)
A lot of people posting earlier antiwar statements and promises from Trump and the right.
And you’re right and post what you like but also:
Congratulations. At long last, after many years of his clear, laser-like, persistent cohesiveness, you’ve finally caught the guy in a contradiction.
My entire personal philosophy can be summed up with this tweet and this Brian Eno quote. No punchline
happy 14th anniversary to all who observe
RZA is my vote
The year is 2137. Earth's three remaining creatures fight over a scrap of ragweed in what was, before The Event, a Best Buy parking lot. Realizing the he will lose, Creature 3 turns to his diary. "The Atlantic: President Trump, softer tone?" he writes. These are the last word's written on Earth 1.
This is the oldest one I had on hand.
Solely as a fan with no connection to the McElroys, getting the MBMBAM show back in wider circulation would be incredible. (I think it's technically available on Amazon if you buy it because I did a rewatch in the last year or so, but I haven't check in a minute.)
I'm older than you so I can confirm that they came with a little book that had the tutorial in it and you read it on the way home
What does it profit a man to have billions of dollars if he has no one to, lovingly, tell him to shut the fuck up
My favorite Knopfler story is that he insisted on playing the guitar part for "Weird" Al's parody of "Money for Nothing" in UHF, which is fair given he's a notoriously difficult guitar player to copy.
I had a shirt with this comic on it. I also have a Far Side desk calendar this year and I know it's gonna be in there
go on. keep telling me that vibecoding is the here and now. keep insisting that it is great for anything except automating some simple personal bullshit you could've done in entry level Python
The three most authentic characters in wrestling:
1. Samoa Joe, a man from a dimension where wrestling is real
2. Eddie Kingston, a man from our dimension who thinks wrestling is real
3. The Beast Mortos, an orc who is also a lawyer
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"we put all our eggs in the Shitty Next Word Algorithm Machine basket and the left is going to destroy our economy by correctly calling it that"
I'm going to the AEW show in MN next month and I cannot wait to see how many Fuck ICE chants are started
I watched all of them something like 10 years ago. It was...ill-advised.
Just saw an ad that started out "your kids won't remember their best day of screen time" and while I of course broadly agree with the sentiment that you should do activities with your children, don't tell me i don't remember beating zelda a link to the past
Ash Wednesday (1992)