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The Lost Paladin

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A bisexual weirdo with a love of sci-fi, flaring bouts of low self-esteem, good leftist politics, overactive empathy, and you work in IT? You might as well have just said "human fighter".

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My current conspiracy theory is that the only reason that Dave Rubin is gay is because American society seems to let gay conservatives use slurs indiscriminately.

07.03.2026 17:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know some people tend not to understand history, but this is relevant - In his first term, Trump very often fired cabinet members and other staffers to reset narratives. Mullin is a thug. He's always been a thug. This replacement will not reform DHS in any way - if anything, they may get worse.

06.03.2026 15:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am so surprised that Kristi Noem corruptly paying her besties to make fan videos of fascist crackdowns to Dua Lipa songs didn't really work as a strategy.

04.03.2026 16:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck finishing your first war before moving onto your next one - can we start with actually declaring your first war? (Or just not having any?)

04.03.2026 16:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Americans deserve to experience a truthful version of the lies we've fed them - real promise of social mobility, real access to care, real equity, real justice, real liberty.

That's the Promise of the Left - the restoration of America's goals and ideals and not the mess of Christian Capitalism.

04.03.2026 15:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Moron McCheese over here is kinda right.
I don't want America to win. I want AMERICANS to win.
America is a nebulous and fractured concept, built on principles we don't follow anymore and a sense of community we don't have anymore.
However, the people deserve to win. They deserve good food and care.

04.03.2026 15:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The soup brain just keeps being soupy.

04.03.2026 05:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The end of Dan Crenshaw's political career is pretty amusing. No more shitty AI videos, Dan? I'm so sad.

04.03.2026 05:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

EC has been some weird fucking booking. Asuka getting pinned clean by Raquel, AJ Lee going over, Danhausen is now WWE? The ECs are Rhea and Cody fo sho, so I guess Paul felt he needed to get weird around it?

01.03.2026 02:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We are staggeringly terrible at learning lessons from history.

28.02.2026 05:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The hypocrisy is staggering watching the "shut up and dribble" crowd embrace such naked political propaganda.

25.02.2026 22:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every time I read one of these posts, I dream of ripping out what's left of RFKs larynx. Man deserves to be rotting to death in a Samoan prison, not filming softcore gay porn with Kid Rock.

20.02.2026 20:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What you're seeing with the Epstein files is the possibility of a seismic shift in business and governance and older access journalists are terrified by the ideas of either having to rebuild their network with whatever replaces them or losing their spot to somebody younger who has that access.

19.02.2026 14:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Senate is a tough road, but if we win it in 2026, we can block an Alito replacement and potentially get SCOTUS back towards 5-4, with Roberts and Thomas being the senior citizens.

18.02.2026 22:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This article is the most incoherent of Jewish propaganda. It attacks Spike Lee for daring to wear a kaffiyeh in the presence of a Jewish athlete (and assumes he planned that), and then gushes about the worst bobsled team at the Olympics and Marty Supreme? This feels like ChatGPT bad.

18.02.2026 22:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Raphael's Jitte In our version of the TMNT universe, you'll see Raph wielding a slightly different weapon than you're used to. Here's why we made this choice.

I'm sorry Wizards, but trying to write an article where you justify changing TMNT lore to feel "more Japanese" when it's pretty obvious that you did this so you could recycle an already existing item and make the other the laziest piece of design possible is weak.

magic.wizards.com/en/news/feat...

18.02.2026 22:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dems need to work to fight the white self-victimization narrative.

18.02.2026 00:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can we stop givin any relevance to Brianna Wu now?

16.02.2026 01:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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She tweeted more of her feelings, but this is less comedy and more sad middle-aged racist with a face full of ABS.

09.02.2026 16:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is not just amateur stupid. This is professional stupid. @riverboatjack.bsky.social for possible show usage.

09.02.2026 16:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If anybody is ditching ring and needs tech help, please feel free to reach out. I'll do it just to keep those ghouls from having one more person's privacy to sell.

09.02.2026 06:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Amazon.com: Wyze Battery Video Doorbell Wireless Camera, 1536x1536 HD+ with Color Night Vision, 2-Way Audio, 1:1 Head-to-Toe View, Person/Vehicle/Package Monitor, Wire-Free/Wired Option, 1 Minute Easy... Amazon.com: Wyze Battery Video Doorbell Wireless Camera, 1536x1536 HD+ with Color Night Vision, 2-Way Audio, 1:1 Head-to-Toe View, Person/Vehicle/Package Monitor, Wire-Free/Wired Option, 1 Minute Easy...

If you are getting rid of Ring (cause fuck that authoritarian nightmare), might I recommend Wyze Cameras. These can be set up without any sharing outside your local network. You can also divert the RTSP streams and send it to a personal OwnCloud for internet access.

www.amazon.com/dp/B0FNMBRJ5...

09.02.2026 06:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just remember - if you can use it for your pet, the government can use it any time they choose.

Do not believe that Ring has your best interests in mind ever.

DO NOT. DO NOT BUY A FUCKING SPY DEVICE FROM RING.

Fuck these authoritarian scumbags.

09.02.2026 05:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you have only one takeaway from today - from the Superb Owl, the dueling halftimes, all the back and forth - the Olympics, Trump, whatever else - Let it be this:

DO NOT BUY A FUCKING RING CAMERA.

09.02.2026 05:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is an excellent read for anybody who really enjoyed the Super Bowl halftime and don't speak much Spanish (or any).

09.02.2026 05:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
09.02.2026 04:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 239 ๐Ÿ” 42 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

If you don't believe me, believe the legend - Michael Brooks.

"Be ruthless to systems, and kind to individuals."

Make sure that when we take power back that we deserve to wield it - with humanity and kindness. MAGA exists is because we decided some people weren't worth kindness.

Never again.

09.02.2026 05:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The point of boycotting somebody like Kanye or JK is not money - they're already billionaires. It's to make sure they can never wash away/hide what they did or are doing and for you to decide where your money goes. That's it. Be decent with people. These people are allies.

09.02.2026 05:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just found out about Mikey deleting his account, so let's just say this once.

If you harass somebody for enjoying a piece of media, you're an asshole and you're doing it wrong. Encouraging people to participate in a boycott is well and good, but people need to make their own choice.

09.02.2026 05:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People wanna run their mouths, but @aewontv.bsky.social did a really good job of restoring the badass quality to Tommaso Ciampa. @mikeyrukus.bsky.social turned that song over in a day, and that theme is a banger.

09.02.2026 05:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0