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Kind of a mess. Good for a quip. Straight, but not narrow. #ADHD'n' is believin', Gomi No Sensei. Born at 324.62 PPM COβ‚‚ www.redbubble.com/people/blatanville/shop FNORD

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heh.

07.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Drop something GREEN πŸ¦–πŸπŸ–€πŸ‰πŸŠ

07.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hey! I lived on Clemow Ave, about 1/2 way between Bank and Bronson, 89-90.

07.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

we bought in 2004 in "the last affordable neighbourhood in Toronto" (according to our agent)(we're in East York, near the civic centre).
We've done very little to the house, and it's now worth 3x what we paid for it...

07.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People are always saying β€œpolyamory makes no sense. How can you love two people?” and then they’ll turn around and buy DC Comics *and* Marvel Comics

07.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 99 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, Windows 11 is a shitshow, relative to the three versions before it...
And this week I had to start using MS365 for a project, and both Word and PPT are buggy as hell...
Just two examples, off the top of my head, of how AI ain't helping...

07.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

also, Conway's Law...

07.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've lived in T.O. for 35+ years, now.
I'd always heard LA highways were THE WORST. But I drove some of them a few years back, mid-afternoon, and I thought, this they weren't a patch on the 401 most times.

06.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

change is good, it's true...

06.03.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sickest burn I've seen in a while...

06.03.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

somewhere in my documents folder is a txt file transcript of my ICQ conversations with my now-wife...
icq#1832171

06.03.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

That is not going to improve Prometheus's mood, though.

06.03.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What they want is access to everyone's internet activity. They want to know what you're watching, reading and whacking to. They want to shame you at will with something like, "Weren't you looking at tentacle porn?" The internet could go from the freest to the most restricted mode of communication.

05.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

put the convention centre island IN THE 401 TUNNEL! πŸ™‚

06.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Back... And to the left...

05.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Saskatchewan RCMP looking for two alleged shooters involved in incident in a Cree Nation | APTN News
Saskatchewan RCMP looking for two alleged shooters involved in incident in a Cree Nation | APTN News YouTube video by APTN News

Saskatchewan RCMP are asking the public for help in locating a grey Chevrolet Impala and two suspects who may be involved in a shooting that happened earlier this week in the Red Earth Cree Nation.

05.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The interviewee points to the messy weld and says, "$19/hour," then to the neat, clean weld, and says, "$29/hour"
They were hired at $29/hour.
3/3

05.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The prospective welder gets down to work, and welds two beams to a third beam.
One of the welds is a perfect, clean weld, and the other is serviceable, safe, but also a bit of a mess.
When the welding is done, the interviewer asks, "why the two welds?"
2/3

05.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

An interview for a job as a construction welder.
The interviewer tells the applicant that, as part of the process, they must weld two beams together, to demonstrate proficiency.
The interviewee asks, "what's the pay for this job?"
"a range from $19/hour to $29/hour," the interviewer replies. 1/2

05.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

or maybe they use the computer to engage in financial maneuvers, most of which is pure predation, IMO.

05.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I see you've blocked them, so I checked clearsky for the conversation.
they say they're a wheelchair user, work from home on a computer, and pay 6 figures in taxes every year?
Sounds like fiction.

05.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

good one.

05.03.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"you're not the boss of me!"

04.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, and with grace for the people who simply don't know about "situation X," too.
Your dozen things aren't the same as mine, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't or couldn't care about the things I don't yet know about. And vice-versa.

04.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The White House is with President Donald J. Trump.

2h

insurance and guarantees for the Financial Security of ALL Maritime Trade, especially Energy, traveling through the Gulf. This will be available to all Shipping Lines. If necessary, the United States Navy will begin escorting tankers through the Strait of Hormuz, as soon as possible. No matter what, the United States will ensure the FREE FLOW of ENERGY to the WORLD. The United States' ECONOMIC and MILITARY MIGHT is the GREATEST ON EARTH More actions to come. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

President DONALD J. TRUMP

The WHITE HOUSE

Reply 1:

Lol, in other words, our Navy is about to be hella exposed and tied down in a known location, at known speeds, along a route that's easily defendable by those who you just attacked.

Congrats, you just invented fish in a barrel. Have you even CONSIDERED simulating your so-called tactics before tweeting them out?

Reply 2: 

Gamechanger! checkmate! Wow! That's leadership!

The White House is with President Donald J. Trump. 2h insurance and guarantees for the Financial Security of ALL Maritime Trade, especially Energy, traveling through the Gulf. This will be available to all Shipping Lines. If necessary, the United States Navy will begin escorting tankers through the Strait of Hormuz, as soon as possible. No matter what, the United States will ensure the FREE FLOW of ENERGY to the WORLD. The United States' ECONOMIC and MILITARY MIGHT is the GREATEST ON EARTH More actions to come. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP The WHITE HOUSE Reply 1: Lol, in other words, our Navy is about to be hella exposed and tied down in a known location, at known speeds, along a route that's easily defendable by those who you just attacked. Congrats, you just invented fish in a barrel. Have you even CONSIDERED simulating your so-called tactics before tweeting them out? Reply 2: Gamechanger! checkmate! Wow! That's leadership!

03.03.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(Old man voice):
"In my day, 'Drop a πŸ”—' meant something different..."

03.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I shared this image with a friend who's from Port Hope. She said she's waited in that station for trains, but never viewed the bathroom in quite this way before πŸ˜‚
She gave the picture a πŸ‘πŸ»

03.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Mercury is in reverse cowgirl again

Mercury is in reverse cowgirl again

03.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
UN sends 40,000 peacekeepers to stabilize United States - The Beaverton GENEVA – Following reports of sustained violence and the rise of dangerous militant and political groups, the United Nations is allocating 40,000 peacekeepers to the US in an attempt to maintain order...

from 2016

03.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BBC producer: "Yes, well, we came all the way to America...we have to air SOMETHING..."

03.03.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0