When I had more boobage, I lost my husband's office keys in my bra. He was all prepared for the verbal dressing down and many hundreds of dollars in fines when I found them.
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When I had more boobage, I lost my husband's office keys in my bra. He was all prepared for the verbal dressing down and many hundreds of dollars in fines when I found them.
I'm a member of that club and it suuuuucks where the bra stash is concerned. Even with a sports/running bra, my phone wants to take flight.
A purse would be the easiest solution, but I've always despised carrying those.
Yikes! I missed that. 2024/2025 was rough for us all. I'm glad she's okay now.
I'm a firm believer that bras need to evolve to have a phone pocket since most of us are going to stash one there anyway 😉
Brilliant idea. If you have to have wires holding you together, it would be better to have multi-use ones.
Absolutely impossible in women's clothing. I'm thinking about an armband. I had one that I used when walking the dogs a few Iphone versions ago, but the 16 is so giant it's going to take up some serious real estate on my penguin arms.
I live in a golf mecca so I should be used to clunky golf shoes, but every time Trump wears them the "Cousin Eddie gives Clark a pair of shoes" scene from National Lampoon's Family Vacation.
This surgeon was a wizard as far as good looking scars go. My only regret is not being able to carry my phone in my bra anymore because of this freaky chest plate and sternal wires but that's a small price to pay for not dying in my 40s.
That's why I have dogs and collect surgical scars like Pokemon. They keep me grounded.
Even short term shocks can devastate those teetering on the brink of economic insolvency. I cannot speak for everyone but I cannot think of one person that I follow who would be upset if fewer people had their lives ruined through no fault of their own.
If the dolphin agrees to be Corey Lewandowski's companion, he/she will sail through the Senate hearings.
SIBAF 6:44p Dolphin or shark spotted in shallow waters off coast of Myrtle Beach. Around sky wheel area.
I just can't with these people and their hysterics. Now they're worried about the lack of agency (which one? doesn't matter) response for marine life...existing in the ocean.
...and then the Curb Your Enthusiasm outro music plays, of course.
CNBC screenshot showing oil currently at $106.77
WELCOME TO THE BLUNDERDOME
Those were simpler times.
RETVRN
Thank you for your service, Evidence Collection Team 🫡
Calls 911
Officer, I'd like to report someone trying to have a good time.
SIBAF 6:19p Hi this suspicious backpack was found hanging on the pipeline over the creek by black creek/river oaks drive between waterway palms and the bluffs. I called and reported to 911 earlier today. They supposedly investigated but didn’t remove for some reason. They said they unzipped and it was full of adult toys. They didn’t want to bother with processing it. They left it there. (Public Service Announcement)
Someone found a backpack full of dildos and locals are imagining all sorts of crimes from trafficking to immigration offenses...because of course they are. They're now upset that the police won't investigate this great and tragic crime of the century by extracting DNA 😖
Killing women: 🥱
Killing children: 🥱
Making the car juice expensive: YOU MONSTERS!
We have few aims as a nation other than whatever vibes Trump feels the moment he rolls out of bed and the Diet Coke hits.
Trump's "If the prices rise, they rise" remarks should be repeated loudly and often to shame his dense supporters who will desperately try to blame anyone but him.
I think that's a non-starter that they'll walk back in the next 24 hours, but it's rich from the party of kAmAlA wiLL sEnD yOuR SoNs aNd DaUghtErS tO wAR crowd. I guess Trump wants to MAGA by ensuring only men die for his pointless vanity projects.
Trumpian logic: If you claim to stop eight wars, you are obligated to start eight wars just to preserve a little balance, don'tcha know?
It's pretty funny that Trump is doing his best to engage in war and now famine (after flirting with disease in 2020) and these folks will still claim he's a righteous man with their best interest at heart.
Whelp. That takes care of that.
Super easy
Barely an inconvenience
They'd vote for him a fourth time if Congress and the courts turned a blind eye because Newsmax scared them with a story of a trans eighth grader in rural Wisconsin playing softball. www.wired.com/story/trumps...
What I can do with my fancy oven: dehydrate, air fry, convection bake, and proof.
What I cannot do with my fancy oven: figure out how to change the clock
I was in the hospital in January for open heart surgery. Because I ticked none of the typical red flag boxes, a disheartening number of nurses and a doctor suggested the Covid vaccine as a culprit. Nowhere is safe, it seems.
