Reverend Lars 🌊

Well, it's nice that his killers were respectful. I suppose we should expect as much in the City of Brotherly Love.

I feel more Canadian with each passing day.

In my mind, there will always be an asterisk next to that victory in Abu Dhabi. ✳️

a black and white photo of a man in a suit covering his face with his hands . Alt: a black and white photo of a man in a suit covering his face with his hands, expressing relief.

At first glance, I read "micro influencer" as "necromancer." Which sent my mind spinning off into terrible places. I'm so glad I double-checked.

A deep pool of stooges with a shallow, brackish gene pool.

They can wash and wash forever, they will never be clean. Just like Lady Macbeth, those bloodstains are permanent.

a dog is swimming in the ocean on a beach . ALT: a dog is swimming in the ocean on a beach .

Well, it is a month with an R in it.

I've never violated probation in my entire life, not even once. See, I'm trying to help you out here. Doing my part.

A statue of Fungie, the Dingle Dolphin, who delighted both tourists and locals for 37 years.

I hope you saw Fungie, the Dingle Dolphin! I loved Dingle, what cool little town.

I gradually realized that Pint's behavior was essentially his herding instinct being expressed. He was both herding and protecting me as I explored the island. In any case, it made for a memorable afternoon.

Oscar de la Hoya, posing as though he's ready to beat your ass.

Can I bring a friend? (He's kinda punchy...)

Pint, the slightly crazy Border Collie. He likes to play fetch (even provides the stick) and growls at men he doesn't know.

This is the slightly neurotic Border Collie that first threatened, then befriended me on my birthday in 2009. He walked with me all over Inis Oirr, an island off the coast of Ireland, growling like Cujo at anybody who came near me. For three hours, he was MY dog. I named him Pint. My birthday dog.

I trust the first few rounds were of an appropriate primer?

Needs googly eyes.

Bring it. We'll make any necessary adjustment.

I'd pay for one that is scented like outboard boat engine exhaust. It has to be a two-stroke engine, obviously.

Your calling is highly specific.

Carrie, Chef says the same thing about my eyes, so don't read too much into it. 😁👀

I pity those whose only corned beef hash experience is that pink, dog food smelling glop from a can.

A barefoot blonde woman in a print dress sprays an old car with a garden hose while a prison work gang secretively watches.

Such a video would have a very real chance at supplanting the Cool Hand Luke car washing scene in our local mythology. The circular motion, grind it...

Rinse, repeat.

I wash mine the first Wednesday of each month, whether it needs it or not.

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What is the sound a sheep makes when it explodes?

This makes Rose Mary Woods' 18.5 second gap seem pretty minor in comparison. These people have no shame, they're happy to break the law in plain sight and then lie about it. There must be consequences or our nation is forever lost.

Time to consult the AP Stylebook.

Right? Mine was implanted in Sept 2021 and to this day, I'm startled when my hand bumps into it in the shower. It served me well though, saved my veins a lot of abuse.

Let's agree to both stay healthy, yeah? 🤝

Same! Also waiting on Signatera but my oncologist says after 3 years of clean scans, I'm pretty much in the clear. He even wants my port removed, ASAP and is confident I won't need it again.

I'm glad to hear your good news, I'm a worrier!

Now I've got that Soundgarden song stuck in my head. You know the one...

For $400, they should throw in pectoral implants.

A "stick figure family" sticker, but of the type you might see on the rear bumper of a UFO. That baby alien is very cute.