Up depicts a miscarriage in the first 10 minutes.
Soul kills its main character and designs its own afterlife.
Inside Out literally became a tool for child therapists.
Pete seems happy to start tough conversations in his own movies. Why should another director’s queer character be any different?
If you look past this moment, you’ll see you’ve got a friend
Ghouls
Every Trailer They Showed In One Word:
The Sheep Detectives - Untrustworthy
The Mandalorian and Grogu - Disney
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie - And?
Toy Story 5 - Iffy
Hoppers Reviewed In One Skeet:
Inspired first act. Mostly just cute animals afterwards. Mabel is a great lead. Everyone else is undercooked. Funniest character death you’ll see all year. We all need a George in our life. Imperfect but interesting as baby’s first naturalist film.
7/10. Touch grass.
Signature Move: Opalescence
Water Type, 80 Power, Can’t Miss
The user gains an iridescent aura. The next time this Pokémon would be hit by an attack, that attack fails, and its user takes the Opalescence attack.
Gecoracle: Water/Psychic Type
“Gecoracle channels the psychic energy of its crystal orb to levitate and predict the future. It is considered impossible to catch by surprise.”
Gecopal: Water Type
“Gecopal’s eyes never wander from the crystal orb embedded in its forehead. The orb whispers the future to Gecopal, so it doesn’t need to watch where it walks.”
Gecqua: Water Type
“Gecqua has a short and bulbous tail, which it uses to launch springy balls of water. It has an intelligent, shrewd, and haughty personality.”
Signature Move: S’mortar Blast
Fire Type, 100 Power, 100 Accuracy
The user sets off a flavorful explosion of molten chocolate and marshmallow. This hits all other Pokémon on the field and drops their speed by one stage.
S’morynees: Fire/Fairy Type
“It’s said that a hug from S’morynees will leave a trainer completely rejuvenated no matter what their problems are… and also permanently ruin their clothes.”
Chowllow: Fire Type
“Chowllow is popular with pet owners for its affectionate nature, fluffy coat, and sweet smell. However, it is difficult to care for because it constantly drips melted chocolate and marshmallow.”
Pombon: Fire Type
“Inside Pombon's lungs is an organ that generates heat, which causes the red area on its chest to glow slightly. Pombon is described to have an innocent, friendly temperament.”
Signature Move: Stalk Strike
Grass Type, 50 Power, 100 Accuracy
The user hits its foe with a powerful kick. This move’s base power increases by 50 each time it is used in succession.
Roostalk: Grass/Fighting Type
“Roostalk is extremely light on its feet thanks to its muscular legs. When it sets its sights on a foe, it won’t rest until the fight is finished.”
Brootus: Grass Type
“Brootus has developed long, strong legs to help it pursue foes and keep its balance during even the fiercest battles.”
Browt: Grass Type
“Browt uses its eyebrow leaves to photosynthesize. It is energetic and lively, but also rather clumsy.”
Took a while to find enough drawing time, but here are my early ideas for Pokémon Winds and Waves starter evolutions
QTP with your favorite Main Protagonist in a video game that’s NOT Mario nor Sonic.
Damn right 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
Not Pokémon, but it’s a start
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Attn: Maine
Grinding is cringe
As upsetting as it would be to have access to Pokémon interrupted in the states, they should absolutely push back harder. Pokémon has the money, the lawyers, the influence, and the distance to fight Trump. Let’s see some lawsuits.
I promise I’ve played non-Nintendo games before, honest
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He’s gonna be horrendous at the job, but damn if there won’t be memes
In honor of hopefully the last time Kristi Noem will ever be relevant, here’s my drawing of her dog in a better timeline
“Hey, wait a second… HE’S JUST SAYING STUFF!”
Cruelty to immigrants AND predatory healthcare economics. It’s amazing how our country’s collective humanitarian crisis is greater than the sum of our many humanitarian crises.
We get so little to celebrate here
