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@heraldoftherazgriz

Fully Problematic Machine Girl πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ she/her, retired mental gymnast, I like to play with swords, Seattle -> Oakland

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FINDING A VALENTINE
β€’ difficult & time consuming
β€’ makes you feel vulnerable

BUYING A NEW SWORD
β€’ fast & easy
β€’ you will NOT feel vulnerable
β€’ someone might see you & think "who is the cool person with the sword? I'd like to buy them chicken nuggets in a romantic setting"

11.02.2024 18:33 πŸ‘ 508 πŸ” 147 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 7

The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.

13.02.2026 08:05 πŸ‘ 7003 πŸ” 2376 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 7
An adorable raccoon.

An adorable raccoon.

12.02.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 158 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4
A tommy gun in a Violin case, a period correct example

A tommy gun in a Violin case, a period correct example

An MCK Roni conversion packed into a violin case along with a bunch of supplies

An MCK Roni conversion packed into a violin case along with a bunch of supplies

An AR-15 broken in half and stored in a custom violin case.

An AR-15 broken in half and stored in a custom violin case.

An AK with an under-folder stock which is stored in a violin case

An AK with an under-folder stock which is stored in a violin case

My toxic trait is I think violin case guns are ridiculously cool.

11.02.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 223 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 4

You can just walk into a mercado and get a fucking ton of tacos and chips and salsas and even fucking CAKE for your Super Bowl party.

Nobody tells you this. But you should just do it. Get a fucking piΓ±ata no one can tell you not to

08.02.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Disappointing to see artists with `🚫 NO AI` in their bio, openly against Generated AI imagery, suddenly excusing AI-generated code now. Using similar rhetoric that tech-bros would use to excuse their GenAI "Art".

08.02.2026 04:39 πŸ‘ 685 πŸ” 183 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 2

πŸ«‚

08.02.2026 06:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œlook pig either snuff my bait or get off my dick im tired of this edging cuckshit ; i gots to commit these bits to thee plot.”

07.02.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My foolproof way of determining if crypto is doing well or not is always to check the major cryptocurrency subreddits and if more than 50% of them have the suicide hotline number pinned on their front-page then I know that crypto is doing really really really well

05.02.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 416 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
Tweet from DEI speedwagon:

he finally got an honest-to-god certifiable elite pedophile conspiracy and instead he has to do this. an almost divine punishment.

Original post from Alex Jones:

My Labubu just pulled a major 67

below is a photo of Alex Jones holding a large Labubu on his lap. There is closed captioning that reads "He is not a Democrat. He isn't a Republican"

Tweet from DEI speedwagon: he finally got an honest-to-god certifiable elite pedophile conspiracy and instead he has to do this. an almost divine punishment. Original post from Alex Jones: My Labubu just pulled a major 67 below is a photo of Alex Jones holding a large Labubu on his lap. There is closed captioning that reads "He is not a Democrat. He isn't a Republican"

29.12.2025 13:21 πŸ‘ 2075 πŸ” 394 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 10

"Ghislaine is Q" is the most psychologically powerful theory out there. I don't if that means I should resist it or submit to it entirely.

03.02.2026 07:05 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.02.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You cannot solve the problems you need to discuss in therapy with social media posting. You will just make yourself crazy

30.01.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 199 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 3

We believe in you! Get your ass out the door!

01.02.2026 08:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

fuck it we doll

31.01.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 455 πŸ” 112 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

The socialism leaving my body when I think about dailying this practical family car

01.02.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Dumb internet drama from when I was in like middle school having a direct throughline to the collapse of the rules-based international order is like something I feel like I need to go become a monk for 2-3 years to process.

31.01.2026 06:39 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it's not, and if you've ever had so much as a moment of joy while bad things exist you should be ashamed

the next time you smile at a sunrise, remember: you're smiling with Hitler

31.01.2026 04:15 πŸ‘ 2858 πŸ” 228 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 10

I got stunlocked reading this headline on an otherwise chill Friday afternoon.

31.01.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 398 πŸ” 83 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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That feeling when you, a terrorism and extremism scholar, see documentary evidence that shows moot met with Jeffery Epstein on the same day /pol was launched:

31.01.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 2884 πŸ” 586 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 138

Try explaining the saga if lowtax banning hentai leading to the creation of 4chan leading to the creation of /pol/ leading to gamergate leading to the wow gold magnate Steve Banon getting involved in politics with Breitbart and ... Hold on the orderlies are telling me it's rec time

31.01.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 1029 πŸ” 186 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 25

this is a pro Sex Worker account.

SWERF & TERF are two sides of the same misogynistic coin.

all Sex Work should be decriminalized.

29.01.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 837 πŸ” 199 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2

Me: the perfect podcast doesn't exist.
The perfect podcast:

29.01.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

build relationships with:
β€’ drug dealers
β€’ aspiring ecoterrorists
β€’ strippers
β€’ biohacker gremlins
β€’ yaoi artists
β€’ ppl w/ arson charges
β€’ 30-50 feral hogs
β€’ sluts
β€’ vampires
β€’ thick werewolves
β€’ ppl on 5 different stimulants
β€’ tranarchists
β€’ dudes who self-suck
β€’ heretics
β€’ big titty goth gfs

28.01.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 1339 πŸ” 403 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 75

Death Race 2000

28.01.2026 03:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Tumblr post by user calebwittebane:

its actually crazy how much local art events and other potentially interesting stuff i completely miss out on just because the orgs all post on instagram and facebook only. two standouts among the worst fucking platforms in the world with the most egregious ui and slop saturation, so dogshit that id be unable to use them regularly even if i wanted to. stop it you all. get on tumblr or something

even orgs and collectives that used to have proper websites of their own now just put all their updates on fb and ig. stop! stop it! youre making me feel like an old geezer! ok well old geezers nowadays are very much on facebook... an ancient geezer. youre making me feel like A Ancient Woman

Tumblr post by user calebwittebane: its actually crazy how much local art events and other potentially interesting stuff i completely miss out on just because the orgs all post on instagram and facebook only. two standouts among the worst fucking platforms in the world with the most egregious ui and slop saturation, so dogshit that id be unable to use them regularly even if i wanted to. stop it you all. get on tumblr or something even orgs and collectives that used to have proper websites of their own now just put all their updates on fb and ig. stop! stop it! youre making me feel like an old geezer! ok well old geezers nowadays are very much on facebook... an ancient geezer. youre making me feel like A Ancient Woman

lifted from tumblr and posting here because holy shit this drives me insane

26.01.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 2075 πŸ” 858 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 85

they made the revachol real and it's called Puget Sound

27.01.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 316 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 5

The tsar must dismiss his ministry and recall the duma

25.01.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 442 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

i have never been more certain that we're gonna fucking win

25.01.2026 08:31 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0