katy (mr. the solicitor)

Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The words are happy holidays and pronounced ooleehayleestee deekahluhkwodee eegah

Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.

I have not lived. I am not afraid to die.

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sword :>

going to put 'bribeable' and 'scary' on my resume

I think it would also be fun to do other activities like look at a bird or touch a tree.

why does this bagel taste like a pretzel

if you sing "sympathee" instead of "sympathigh" i am sending a mildly annoying demon to terrorize you

sorry if you are singing g&s and you disregard the rhyme scheme to pronounce a word the "correct" way you lose like 10 respect points

every day i learn of strange new devices

Will you place the images of ‘You’ and ‘I’ into a box for safekeeping? …You’ll always come back to the box, because you’ll always want to know what it means to be you.

had a close encounter with a water balloon today

listening to my eyes are fully open right after v'ho ingannato because i'm well adjusted

Besides what better way to die so very many times than at the sharp hands of a beautiful woman.

(giving myself a pep talk)

you are as strong as two strong girls. maybe more

you are worth nine shrimps plus six extra

like there are animals in the hundred acre woods for whom tht honey could mean life or death and meanwhile mr stuffed with fluff is drinking up gallons of the stuff every day...

but like winnie the pooh. he's a stuffed toy. he doesnt have like guts or anything. he doesnt need to eat to keep living. but hes eating all the honey??? just out of pure unfiltered höniglust?

ok so. rabbit and owl are like real animals made of meat and viscera and so forth right. they had to do homeostasis stuff like eating and sleeping to like not die. and also theres like other animals in the woods probably that also eat and shit etc

bitter dust in the bottom of my tea i am a cursed thing

what did she want this time

me: (plays with a different cat for 2 seconds)

my little cat: Wouw

unfortunately i keep hitting the muscle emoji instead of the thumbs up so if i send you 💪 im agreeing

Would I just lie? Would I just lie to your face and tell you that a thing I remembered happening didn’t happen just so I could stab you again? I mean just so I could stab you for the first time.

dah dah dah...taking Rage Boy to the Meat Shack...doot doot doot doo...dah dah...

when i started at (job), they gave me a thermos mug. it's a very good thermos mug. but i don't use it very often because it is Too Good

as in this tea will be juuuust cool enough to drink without burning your tongue after 3 hours good

people will see me and be like oh, it's katy, i recognize them from being katy

which is messed up!! im used to people seeing me and going oh, it's katy's mom. i recognize her from being a person i know

help! i am known by too many people! it scares me!!

anyway this is all mr the skeptic from slay the princess's fault

mr the scarecrow (of oz)

mr the solicitor (that's me!)

mr the headphones (my bluetooths)