Justin

happy "the clock in my car is correct again" season to those of us celebrating

Meghan Trainor in 2016:

He said what we're all thinking now!

Any specific types of things?

- Bar Renard - gay village cocktail bar
- Chez Priape - infamous adult store
- St-Viateur bagels - Montreal is famous for bagels
- Simon’s - Quebec clothing store

White, conventional, double-hung

Is Home Depot dot com a dating app?

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Clearly he didn't think so!

The Bible’s 11th Commandment:

I’ve been saying this!

All Quibi needed was some more seed capital and 6 years of attention span erosion driven by TikTok/Reels.

A cumshot from my dick

#fcf (firing cock Friday)

Now that’s an idea for the ages!

Or maybe I’ll send the other-other one directly to your inbox 😘

Hevy vs Bsky

Given how good options 1 and 2 look can we, the room, ask for an option 3 to help break the indecision? For science?

Did you just fail a Turing test??

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US$599 sticker price is absolutely a recession indicator

Damn do you think they’ll offer a software upgrade so the old ones can be compatible?

Another kind of Texas pole-ing station that you’ve got covered 🥵 😮‍💨

A Hevy workout badge

Similar pic but revealing a navy CK jock

Hevy vs bsky

The feel of it… there’s a reverb when you shake the box that feels, uh, distinct 😂

Uncontroversial take: the Scary Movie parodies were always awful and definitely carried by the comedic genius of Regina Hall and Anna Faris. Looks like not much has changed.

Nothing is sacred. No trope survives. ​Every line gets crossed.

The official trailer for Scary Movie is here:

Update: no padding in the box so the packaging is indiscrete if you shake it 💀

Unfortunately I am obsessed with learning everything about the Heated Rivalry techno house rave night with nude DJ who you can jack off to win $100.

Gay people are so fascinating I wish they weren't real.

I could be -5" from you and begging to be even closer tbh

I will trade you hole pics for a clip of your solo

Thank you for your service 🫡

TIL