Eddie Purple

✊⚖️ "I Am Somebody!" 🌟 🕊️
Rev. Jesse Jackson, 1972 Sesame Street

Got my whole evening back thanks to boycotts. See you for Eurovision!

Power cut and mobile data problems have RUINED OUR FUN. I'll be back on Monday! Hopefully!!

It's Friday!! At twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade we'll be finishing off the week with more #ck3 , then our weekly journey to the Dream Factory for more #Edmonds . Join us today from 10AM (ish) for amusement!

Ebert me: can you dust my wets? server: you can just ask for Parmesan cheese me, confused, lifts all of my spaghetti with my hands: please. My wets.

Join us at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade every weekday 10-2PM (and on Youtube!) to witness the rise and rise of QUEEN* Bunney Brown (*Petty) as she leads her troupe the Bunney Balladiers to actual land and nobility! Day 4 already and we're cooking, join us, it's fun!!

Day Three of #ck3 at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade and on Youtube (eddiepurple) today at 10AM!! Fun? Yes!! Join us!!

Had secret chips and 2 pints of beer, and am now making an utterly indifferent dinner for my family that they'll be disappointed with.

The new series of "Ted" is brought to you by Universal Content Productions.

Boss Bunney Brown is surprised that yesterday was so much fun. I'm not!! I expected fun!! Join even more fun today at 10AM - 2PM (UK) as we commence DAY TWO of #ck3. Also on Youtube!! www.twitch.tv/eddiepurple_...

This slightly dour graphic belies the FUN FUN FUN we'll be having at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade as we start a NEW SEASON of #CK3 , a whole new dynasty! Join us at 10AM (UK) on Twitch AND on YouTube for the first time! Exciting!!

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"Shellacking" is the phrase Obama used for his bad midterm elections in 2010, they can't even steal fresh patter.

Twitch Twitch is the world

Final day of the Fallow Period as we #kcd2 again today before we start a new #ck3 next week, with some exciting new changes!! Join us today at 10AM twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade and every weekday, also we'll be watching some Noel Edmonds.

So the Telegraph is taking this well

Oh good.

We need more online discourse about whether or not Prochek the Innkeeper from #KCD2 is a common ancestor of Messrs Flatley, King and Brookes?

I did know that, yes.

Season's Greetings! It's DAY TWO of #kcd2 today as Henry heads towards the graveyard with his new spade and stolen shoes. I'm live at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade every weekday 10-2PM (UK), join us, it's good!

jesus Pickle, maybe she just wasn't that into you?

Last season's......LOSERS.

"Don't dare to write your actual opinions or anything interesting in your autobiography or you'll end up having to do an interview with the Guardian about 'gratitude'"

Kingdom Come 2 starts today at 10AM at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade ! CK3 starts this Monday, but let's spend some time with Henry of Skalitz first as I play #kcd2 for the first time. Join us from 10AM (UK)!

@kimjustice.bsky.social Hi Kim, your book arrived today (I had completely forgotten about ordering it, possibly drunk), it's absolutely beautiful, way above and beyond expectations, congratulations!! Really looking forward to it, and it smells nice too. Cheers!

@frindle_babbin I used to have this webkinz that I used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of it and it was sopping wet all the time. l used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud @frindle_babbin 57m My brother saw me suck milk out of it once and I got sad when he made fun of me and I didn’t pour milk on it for a week, and it got rock hard and smelly and my mom had to throw it away @frindle_babbin 56m IT WAS SO FUCKING HEAVY I brought it to school one time and my backpack was soaked and I made my friends hold him and they were upset

Absolutely determined to drive viewers to zero, so we're still playing #KCD1 today as Henry becomes Hans Capon's romantic wingman. WOW, right!! That's right, live today from 10-2 (UK) we'll be doing that. On Twitch. Live. Community! twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade

Smells like a new pope round here

Theatrically declared to the family that the Olympics are OVER, but am now watching a man dressed as Kung Fu Panda do a triple lutz.

Best 36 seconds you’ll watch today.