Golgi O'Woah Is Me

I see three fries missing from that basket, but I don't know where they went...

Eowyn killing a Nazgûl

Happy International Women's Day to all my femmes, butches, bitches, girls, cunts, studs, transwomen and all! Protect the vulnerable and lift up each other ♥️

TERFs eat shit!

#internationalwomansday #fuckterfs

James Gandalf comforting a muppet

Fun fact: telling me "you look like you need caffeine" when I am 18 days into no caffeine is, in fact, a felony.

"Garbanzo beans aren't chickpeas, I'm looking for garbanzo beans and you don't have any- what kind of grocery store is this?"

"I want to place an order to go- a footlong meatba-"

...this isn't a sandwich shop

"I KNOW FOR A FACT YOU HAVE A SUBWAY SANDWICH SHOP IN THERE, I GOT A TURKEY SUB TWO DAYS AGO"

This is a tiny grocery store. We have no ready to serve food

"YOU'RE WRONG WHY ARE YOU LYING THIS HAPPENED LAST WEEK"

"I brought my kids in here to blow off some steam" (proceeds to leave them unsupervised while she cosplays her discount Trad Wife fantasies)

I work at a grocery store. My favorite (🙃) lines this week before the snow storm:

"What do you mean you only have one brand of organic saffron? How am I going to make paella on a snow day?"

#philly

Here it comes snow

"I don't want to pay taxes! It only benefits the poors! I will vote against all competent leadership and actively make my community worse by suffocating any worthwhile investment in municipal services"

Also: "WHY SNOW BLOCK ROADS AND SIDEWALK FOR MY 3 UNREGISTERED CARS"

#Philly #snowmageddon

Was it the one with the huge balls?

Comic of a person holding their happy dog while crying

Comic of a person holding their happy dog while crying

Rainbow haired derpy dog

Dog with blep tongue

Love my Boy to the ends of the Earf and back again.

#dog

Picture of a hallway in a hospital

Bye bye.

Pickled red onions and radishes in a bowl

Pickled onions and radishes in a jar

Chunks of pork butt, cara cara oranges, cinnamon sticks, bay leaf, fresh oregano, onions and crushed garlic in a pan for roasting

Gay dog with rainbow hair glaring at forbidden pork slab

Pickled onions and radishes for carnitas (featured is the acidic glare of Rufus, because he can't have any)

#food #dog #carnitas #dogismad

Cat laying on a table staring at food

No.

I just saw you in the parking lot (I'm too enveloped in Island Tour Antelope). Happy birthday!

Man with dog on lap

Man with dog on lap

Man with fish and girl

Obscene gesture by man in blue hat

Happy 70th birthday to my goofy-ass spaghetti eatin' Coke Zero lovin' motorcycle racin' Cock(apoo)-pettin' Panama Canalin' Allman Brothers listenin' Garlic Gorilla and proud Passamaquoddy papa.

Thanks for giving me my hair, my killer legs, and my autism ❤️

This was divine even more so two days later

Moment of Zen.

"He's like a stuffed animal brought to life by a disney fairy godmother"

#dog

Dog gleefully rolling in dusty leaves and grass

Woman looking exasperated wearing a mask working as an election official

Had to interrupt my 18 hour JoE shift for this boy

#votepa #dog

Dog staring out of a neon porch

My Dog is a Bisco Fan- a Memoir of Untz, Family, and Finding a New Drummer

#dog #bisco

I'm feelin' like it's high time to re-read Grapes of Wrath.

@ambassadorssoup.bsky.social He promises to not bite Rib on his birthday

Here is a Rufus moment of zen

#dog
#momentofzen
#weallneedabreak

My mind: You fucking GOT THIS, you've done it before, and made it out. It sucks. Breathe. Get through it, and you'll do great. I love you.

My body: CRY AND SOB AND WAIL AND SCREAM AND HYPERVENTILATE (except I literally can't)

It's a mixture of 60/40 (Mind/Body)

Day 1/45

Ours was a kid who looked like a dollar store Trenchcoat Mafioso named JR...

This is how we transport firewood- on my lap and under my feet

Camping set up during the crepuscular hours

Full harvest supermoon watching clouds be born

Buddies be trippin' in the moonlight

All things considered, I'd rather be sick as a dog while camping than be sick as a dog while working

Cryptic pneumonia during spooky season? Hell yes.

#Vermont
#smuggs
#mylungssuckbutitsokay

With our vaccines combined, we're gonna have top-tier cell service at Smuggs

Linocut print of a small black cat with a large eggs floating next to it

Exchanging art for mushrooms is the kind of bartering I enjoy (jokes on them, I would have done this for free)

RIP Eggy Boy, you were a good girl.

#linocut #cat

So adorable. ☺️🥰

Image of the exit for Bowie MD

I miss you, Merriweather 😭

The only thing worse than driving on 695 is having someone else drive you on 695...

#davidbowie #ub40

I don't know Star Wars or what a Thai fighter is, but I love Borzois

#starwars #dog