I get criticism from dems who get real dismissive when I talk about guns. And I understand that. But it does confuse me when I get judged by dems who I see posting online about “the revolution” Like brother you think the revolution is coming if enough of us just strap on some sock’em boppers?!
I got some last week and before I could even asked how much they were the mom started apologizing for the pricing 😭
Liverpool fans watching all the Diomande clips except for the funny ones. Like today when he was screaming in pain and then got up like nothing happened as soon as he saw the referee pull out the yellow card lmaooo
Or we’re gonna sack a QB one time. Either way it’s an improvement from last seasons shittery
Running around the house making ravens noises at the top of my lungs. We’re gonna win the Super Bowl, the World Cup, and world war 3
You should have heard me when Joe took a shot from outside the box in the first half. Commentator gave it the ol “sat up nicely for him”. No ball has ever sat up nicely enough to excuse a Joe Gomez shot
“Now Gomes, great ball in behind to Gomes, calmly intercepted by Gomez” ass game
Crime is soaring in my neighborhood. They stole half this guys house
Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic
I use the same voice when I talk to my dog as I do when I talk about my smith & wesson bodyguard 2.0. My sweet lil baybees.
Long Joe Allen really goes against the one thing I loved about Joe Allen
In 2027 trump will unveil this guy as the new secretary of war.
It’s cool when people in this administration get fired. But less cool that they’re always replaced by something somehow worse. The next DHS Secretary will have horns and red eyes
I am a believer in Gray if he finds a club/manager that would value him. We’re probably not that club, but I wouldn’t be be mad if we picked him up
Hey soldier
Hey Liverpool friends, you looking to watch a defending champion not disgrace themselves? I got just the team for you
That’s a fucking lovely finish from wolves tbf
I’ve just turned the match on and seen Szobo’s hair
The cut eventually scared over and I have, tragically, just sliced the same finger open again. Rip
Unfair of me to include all of the UK in this post. @audunman.bsky.social and I went to a league 1 match this year and the teams were trying to create actual chances from open play. Revolutionary things happening down the football pyramid.
“You see her confidence is tragic.
But her intuition’s magic.
And the shape of her body? Unusual.”
I don’t like block of text tattoos so I gotta message my tattoo artist things like: I want something that symbolizes the quote “the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away, but with blood”
Listened to Meet Virginia by Train today “Smokes a pack a day. Wait that's me, but anyway. She doesn't care a thing about that hey” is next level shit. The Strokes could never
NJ has a lot going for it: taylor ham, casinos, the cast of the jersey shore. But most of all, it had free vehicle inspections that took like 5 minutes.
Been in PA for a year now and that means I need to pay like 100 bucks to renew my cars annual inspection. This is tyranny and I cannot live in these conditions
"Football is so boring these days" say people unaware of every other league in the world outside of the UK.
I get no use from the condoms and I never want other people in my house. I hope that answers your question
Might’ve said this on here already but I store all the products we distro in my house. So that means any time I invite anyone over I have to tell them in advance why it’s not weird that I have a room filled with boxes of condoms, plan B, and adult diapers among other things.
What did Arne do now?
