OCDave☭🔻🇵🇸

I fear I may pass away

"Naked as a tiddy" feel free to try out this turn of phrase at your next social event

does Ben Affleck think highly of Michael Bay? will Tina Weymouth call out David Byrne's "weaponized autism"? the answers may surprise you

the streaming generations will never know the meditative joy that was watching a movie with the commentary track on. all of your favorite movies and tv shows had a cunty gossip mode audio setting, sometimes more than one. RIP true culture

live show-specific gems like Drink! and just pure devastation and bops one after another culminating in the soft 70s jazz rock that is the titular track get fucked you beautiful monsters

Mink Car was one of the first times in my adult life I said "by God, they're still doing it!!" and it would not be the last

Dr. Dobson you can Focus On Deez Nuts

Wally is so, so funny

"Sir? Sir??"

Scissors in the shape of a bird with the blades as its beak

He said WHAT!?

chapter 3: searching your own name--habits of the securely attached

They shouldn't, but they are elected officials. Nobody should, I used to respect you. Self-own, get fucked with this take

I pointed out his ratio, yet I remain unblocked. I need to be ruder, more and more people are saying this

X Really Is Pulling Users to the Right Elites may not be as immune to this kind of algorithmic radicalization as they think.

This isn't just snobbishness, we are at the point where we're starting to get evidence for Musk's Twitter being a radicalisation engine, and if a lot of epistemic elite users stick around there, I worry about the effects on our media.

Ask not for whom the ratio appears--it appears for thee

It is 2026 and you are still complaining about “Bernie Bros”. Have you ever considered you might actually be a Republican?

TFW you made a promise to your crew

Court Having Trouble Assembling Jury for Elon Musk Because People Hate Him So Much Elon Musk's legal team fumed as prospective jurors made it clear that they absolutely hated the billionaire.

A man of the people.

Thinking about Clarence Thomas without the context of Anita Hill has never, ever made sense to me

Badge of honor, he's a literal joke

Doing my part (commenting "Looks like shit" on all AI mash-up videos)

happy boithday

Literally the backbone of online

ben mendelsohn

He was so full of life and easygoing before this night

Soup (An overhead shot of a bunch of colorful plastic balls like in a ball pit)

Soup of the day: Balls

Yes, we know perfectly well that nothing on earth can shake you out of your vulgar liberal complacency.