Luca ist immernoch ein Braunbär

And I thought 12 cents a page is already a tiny bit too expensive tbh

I trust North Korea with nukes 100000 times more than Israel

You can't call immigrants that that's so rude and dehumanizing

"I'll be the good billionaire guys trust me"

*instead of Alex

What if Alex you became Lex and what if you also became filthy rich and bald

This anime I'm watching has more queer representation than I expected
Non-binary character which is pretty common actually (it's often a bit left in the open because explicitly gendered pronouns aren't really used in Japanese) but also a bi character which is surprisingly rare

Even if AI is successful beyond its boosters’ wildest dreams, there is still the inherent contradiction of a machine that kills off the people it needs to steal from

The amount of dipshits searching for keywords on here is truly ridiculous

Not nice!

Twitter's only good feature, community notes, also suck now because now there are AI generated ones
Anyway I think Bluesky should have community notes too but no AI

Tuning the algorithm is so hard it really assumes I know English even though I only interact with Japanese videos what is this shit
And if I search with hashtags it's just AI slop

I've done it o7

How do Americans live with the fact that their entire national consciousness is based on 9/11 while they also cause a 9/11 every single day abroad

Alternatively: The curry isn't real
You don't get any nutrients it energy from it
It tastes good but it's nothing
You'll starve

I should be the God of the Underworld honestly

You'll still gain weight though
It's actually a hell designed but the Archbishop of Gluttony
No matter how much curry you eat you stay hungry but still gain weight

Yotsuba, her dad, Jumbo and that annoying blonde dude from Yotsuba& doing cheers while shouting "Death to America!"

I hate how less than 400 million people are worth more culturally than the other over 7.6 billion people on this planet

Just Like Germans turned Hitler into a sort of Fascist Jesus that died to absolve Germans from the guilt of fascism despite denazification being an utter failure I think Trump will be the American version of that while all the problems remain, just not as public and with a blue paint of civility

Bet

Ok remove 2 of them I didn't use them nor do I plan on using them but still

Primary sources cut cuz not enough characters Literatur: • Ackeren, Marcel van: A Companion to Marcus Aurelius, Malden, MA 2012, S. 95-247. • Birley, Anthony: Marcus Aurelius: A Biography (2nd ed.). London 2000, S. 159-183, S. 249-255. • Dando-Collins, Stephen: Legions of Rome the Definitive History of Every Imperial Roman Legion. London 2012 • Duncan-Jones, Richard, The Antonine Plague revisited, in: Arctos 52, 2018, S. 41-72. • Fergus Millar: Emperors, Frontiers, and Foreign Relations, 31 B.C. to A.D. 378, In: Guy, M. Rogers, Hannah, M. Cotton. (Hrsg.): Rome, the Greek World, and the East. The University of North Carolina Press (160), 2019. • Kehne, Peter: Zur althistorischen Erforschung der Markomannenkriege. Eine Annäherung mit aktualisierter Chronik der Jahre 166 bis 180 n. Chr., In: Fusek, Gabriel (Hrsg.): Slovenská archeológia. (Bd.64), Nitra 2016, S. 193–260. • Kovács, Péter: Marcus Aurelius’ Rain Miracle and the Marcomannic Wars (1. ed. Mnemosyne, Supplements Vol. 308), Leiden / Boston 2009, S. 181–250. • McHugh, John S.: The Emperor Commodus: God and Gladiator. Pen & Sword Books Limited 2015. • Timpe, Dieter im § 5 „Die germanischen Großstämme und das Imperium. a. Markomannenkriege“ des Grundlagenartikels „Germanen, Germania, Germanische Altertumskunde“ im Reallexikon der Germanischen Altertumskunde. (Bd. 11), Timpe 1998b, S. 53–57. • Welwei, Karl-Wilhelm, Meier, Mischa: Res publica und Imperium. Kleine Schriften zur römischen Geschichte. Stuttgart 2004, S. 275 – 280.

I think I'm doing pretty well in that department

Did I just invent the one German sentence where both weil and denn would work
This is huge news someone contact the Duden or whomever!

You're right thank you Miku

(8.2) Die Quaden hatten ihre Gegner an einem für sie günstigen Platz eingekesselt. Als nun die Römer Schild an Schild mutig stritten, stellten die Barbaren den Kampf ein, in der Erwartung, ihre Feinde durch Hitze und Durst leicht bezwingen zu können. Sie riegelten zu diesem Zweck - auch zahlenmäßig den Römern weit überlegen - die ganze Umgebung ab und hinderten sie daran, von irgendwoher Wasser zu bekommen. (8.3) Während sich die Römer infolge Erschöpfung, Wunden, Sonnenhitze und Durst in einer höchst üblen Lage befanden und daher weder zu kämpfen noch sich irgendwie von der Stelle zu rühren vermochten, sondern durch die Glut fast versengt in Reih und Glied und an ihren Posten standen, ballten sich plötzlich zahlreiche Wolken und - nicht ohne göttliches Eingreifen - rauschte ein gewaltiger Wolkenbruch nieder. Die Jazygen konnten auch um 173 oder 174 in ihrem eigenen Heimatland geschlagen werden, wobei Mark Aurel Friedensangebote ablehnte weil „[...] er wußte, daß man ihrem Volke nicht trauen dürfe, und da er auch von den Quaden getäuscht worden war, wollte er sie ganz und gar austilgen.“ Jedoch, falls er solche drastischen Pläne tatsächlich hatte, mussten diese Pläne abgebrochen, da Avidius Cassius einen Aufstand im Osten ausübte. Warum er sich erhob bleibt unklar. Laut der Historia Augusta habe sich Avidius Cassius erhoben, da es Gerüchte gab, dass der Gesundheitszustand des Kaisers sehr schlecht war oder er sogar schon verstorben war. Wer solche Gerüchte verbreitet hätte kann man nur mutmaßen. Wie Cassius Dio schon sagte „[…] Dinge derlei Art werden ja nur zu gern durch Gerüchte schlimmer dargestellt, als sie wirklich sind[…].“

Is it possible to quote primary sources too often 😭

Europeans will feel morally superior to Americans over ICE just to support Mediterranean ICE

My guidebook on return - Children version

On that note Frontex wrote a children's book for children they are deporting, such a deeply evil organization
prd.frontex.europa.eu/document/my-...

If you think about it we're the outliers for not having walls built around our towns and cities though I guess building a wall to trap rather than to protect a settlement never really was the norm either (unless you wanted to do a double siege)

Will you play with me Miku

Things I'll buy if I ever win the lottery episode 1:
Expensive outdoors laser tag set
But I wouldn't have anyone to play with anyway </3

Had a nightmare where I had to take a math exam
Horrible
Good thing I'll never have to do that again