Everyone On This Train Is Sniffling: An Amtrak Story
Everyone On This Train Is Sniffling: An Amtrak Story
@tylermccarthy.bsky.social & @allienelson.bsky.social are BACK with a new episode of their podcast Not Couple Goals.
@allienelson.bsky.social & @tylermccarthy.bsky.social get in the Yuletide spirit with their revisit of 1993's Indecent Proposal.
Zohran just nerfed so many racist relatives right before Thanksgiving #zohranmamdani
This International Men’s Day, I’d like to give a shout out to
Start your Sunday off with @allienelson.bsky.social & @tylermccarthy.bsky.social doing the Lord's work as they podcast about Tom Cruise's take on The Mummy.
I know you didn’t think we’d let spooky season go by and without a Jack-O-Lantern! I decided to go freehand again, inspired by the Gentlemen from the Buffy episode “Hush” and Tyler did Kodos (or is it Kang…?) from The Simpsons. Happy Halloween!!! #jackolantern #halloween #pumpkin #buffy #thesimpson
Got to talk about one of my favorite movies with some of my favorite people!
Got photobombed by Slenderman while waiting in line for the Universal Horror Unleashed media event #slenderman #fridaythe13th #universalhorrorunleashed #universalhorror #universalhorrornights #lasvegas #universalmonsters #spookyseason #halloween #horror #horrorcommunity #scary #hauntedhouse
Men: Women talk too much
Also Men: *surprised by their crippling loneliness*
Just canceled my Disney+/Hulu subscription because of their Jimmy Kimmel suspension/attack on free speech/acquiescence to fascism. I’m curious, who else has done the same? #canceldisney+
@allienelson.bsky.social & @tylermccarthy.bsky.social brave the waters of 2017's You Get Me for your entertainment purposes.
I got to spend time in the Five Nights at Freddy’s (not five nights, but enough time) haunted house at Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios Orlando. Check out what I saw… if you dare youtube.com/shorts/pNBLt...
#flashbackfriday to the time I tripped while putting my laundry away and somehow managed to land INSIDE my laundry bag
Please don’t block me, Zohran
Still looking for mothers who are getting married whose adult daughters are helping them plan their weddings! Weddings must be taking place in this FALL or WINTER in Tennessee or Pennsylvania. This show is all about love - no drama! Please like, share, and send me your leads!
#weddingplanning
Did a killer whale write this? Nice try
For a second I was like, Damn Elton, what did you do?
Looking for mothers who are planning their weddings with their adult daughter bestie by their sides for a new feel-good series from a major cable network. Wedding must be this fall or winter in Pennsylvania or Tennessee. There’s no drama with this one, all love!
Aww thank you!!! ❤️
Give me another reason to wear this dress again, please and thank you
OMG the same thing happened to me - having to ask permission to take people’s cars from them ruined my dreams of owning a car dealership
I think it’s great Idris Elba is doing this and all, but he should really make it perfectly clear that if you win the dinner, there’s no chance he’s gonna f*ck you… Unless there IS…
Update: it wasn’t.
New commercial headshot, please let me sell things for you
#actor #actress #nyactress #nyactor #indianactor #indianactress #castme #commerical #headshot
New Yoooork, concrete jungle where dreams are made of
New Headshot, who dis?
It is really bothering me (understatement) that the message is “bring back that one innocent guy” and not “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK SHUT DOWN THIS WHOLE OPERATION IMMEDIATELY.”
Picture of a young man with long hair and the text: “I like older women. My longest relationship ever was a 43-year-old woman. But even then-- we’re talking only four weeks. I’m actually kinda worried that I’ll never fall in love. Every time I see a girl that’s hot, for the most part I really have one intention. Then after that happens, I’m on to the next. I went on two dates last week. With one of the girls I was having a genuinely good time: we were talking, going deep. But then we had sex, and it was kind of like: ‘If you gave it up like this, and you just met me, then what’s your value?’ When I wake up next to a girl the morning after, and she’s all in my face—there’s just this feeling of disgust. I don’t know how else to describe it. I'll barely look at them, barely hug, say the bare minimum trying to get away. I don’t know, I'm just bored of them. I’ve played sports my whole life. And when you’re playing sports, you’re constantly working toward something. But if we were to play football, and they gave us the championship right away, then why do we have to work? What’s the point? Because it’s already there. It’s like: ‘What do I do now? What else can I go work for?”
(Don’t) Fuck This Guy