Craig Russell

Fuck that, let the door hit her on the way out

I’m gonna need to hear that direct from his himself in order for me to believe it

“Someone go back and get a shit load of dimes!”

This was after the first minute, right?

Will be wild

It’s 2 hours. More fiber.

Didn’t they do this for the Reverend Charlie Kirk?

Unless he croaks part way through.

Is ICE gonna scoop up those 5?

“the economy must be great, I’m so fucking rich!” is gonna be a tough sell…

Why do they delete? What does that accomplish for them?

Or they could at least say “we are way more real than your fucking tan”

Move the Olympics somewhere else.
Move the World Cup.
Why would sane brown people come here?

I would expect this right after the DOGE checks and the healthcare plan.

The Long Arm of the “Democrat Hoax”

Orange Man Destroys Universe

The leopards called, they said they are totally full and can’t eat another bite.

This is unfair. Everyone knows you can’t have a truly great Valentine’s Day party if you don’t invite at least 1 global sex trafficker.

Ceeya Next Tuesday Pam!

Trump criticized the dancing.
Irony is dead.

Yes, that’s the big change. Until about 5 years ago NA beer was awful. Now it’s not. The Athletic brand has several really good brews, belgiain, dark, Mexican style, IPAs. Total game changer for this alcoholic.

I love the taste of beer.
I can’t drink alcohol.

He’s gonna have him some meat yogurt

Serious enough to beat the warriors

And ol Timmy has seen plenty of racist shit from this White House.

Scopes on right
Gun is backwards

Same
Every Damn Time

Someone should stand their ground this motherfucker

That was a workshopped line, he’s used it on multiple networks.

I hope they redo all the urinals so that it looks like you’re pissing into Trump’s mouth