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i had bad history teachers too i just read about wwii on wikipedia to relax (?)

it's actually really interesting stuff, the high-level nazis were obsessed with all kinds of bizarre occult ideas, they sent an expedition to tibet to try to prove some of it. it was mostly himmler. a lost ice citadel destroyed in a moon crash, like nazi atlantis. bonkers stuff

technically it's a circle of "sig rune"

yeah it isn't immediately obvious

if you got my recipe for chicken parm the website wouldn't let me tell you but it's very important that you get all the poop off the chicken first. that's why i wrote "ask your grandma how" i figured a grandma would know to wash off the poop first

i was doing a bunch of answers on that "your ai slop bores me" site until i tried to use the word shit and it said "keep it clean!" so i replaced it with poop and it said "keep it clean!" i'm sorry i have to be able to say poop. i have to be able to say poop

A BABY 👶🍼

i just read a local news story about a car chase that ended when a nissan altima hit a barrier going 125 and landed on its roof and slid for hundreds of feet and everyone inside was fine including a baby WHO WASN'T EVEN IN A CAR SEAT. that is the luckiest baby on planet earth

oh my god lmao i forgot about that. and the one that was the designers color code for the color of the signs or something and it looked like a camp ID number

"don't you want at least to hear about our powerful mysterious runes... don't you want to know the hidden esoteric meaning... learn their secrets..."
"NOPE"

they were just getting their little black candles and their bathrobes together like a bunch of teenage girls who have just watched Practical Magic at a sleepover and out of nowhere the soviets burst in like the koolaid man

i love the story of how it wasn't even a symbol at all until himmler or some other spooky nazi had a mosaic done of it on the floor of a tower in a spooky nazi castle where they were going to do occult rites but they got their asses handed to them before they did any so nobody knows what it meant

yeah and i can see how someone might think it was just like, a vaguely nordic looking sun? it says SS over and over but only if you know that's what you're looking for

it looks damn goofy!

anyway nobody in the history of the world has accidentally gotten a nazi tattoo

sure yeah you wanted to get a jolly roger but specifically the version that's all bloated and doofy and fucked up. i bet

it has nice clean lines, like runes do, it would be easy to do a good tattoo of, it looks vaguely mystical, it's a circle, it looks like it could be album artwork from a Tool album or something if you squint. the totenkopf literally does not look cool. it looks like it's off a box of evil cereal

i would almost believe a sonnenrad was an accidental nazi tattoo chosen because it looked cool before i'd believe a totenkopf was. like i wouldn't believe either but maybe slightly more the sonnenrad. "oh, i thought it was my name in runes" or something

i think i've read their entire crime catagory about 85 times

little boy in a "never underestimate the power of a WOMAN" shirt

this is good shit

what are some other good ones. "a woman's place is in the house... and the senate!" but i feel like people still use that one

i really think i would wither and die

just at first glance tho i think i want "how easy is that"

i want an ina garten cookbook to own but i didn't know which one i wanted so i requested every ina garten cookbook in the multnomah county library system

my outfit today it's some wool trousers and sensible pumps and a warm wool sweater and an earrings and necklace set with gold pretzels

okay okay i see it too

i didn't correct her i didn't want to embarrass her. i was just like yep absolutely! thank you so much we'll see you next time!

i was just carrying all my books i had on hold to check out and it was such a tall tower some random lady mistook me for a librarian and told me all her opinions on the library remodel. she really likes it.

for some reason i think it would be very funny to put t-shirts on the lads with like kind of 70s bumper sticker feminist slogans like "a woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle!"

i will read 3000 words on anything and frankly i wish it was 30,000. no i will not get a book. i want longform articles on some notorious pervert and what exactly his problem is that i have to read on archive dot is

his name is Benson Hedges and he sounds like he smokes 5 packs of them a day

50 awful drawings of my wretched cat