The Eyes and the Mistoids

Been busy brewing some hot new tunes - prepare for The Beware Gallery on 20 March, physical and digi release with Waxing Crescent Records!

Very happy to announce my new album "The Beware Gallery" due for release 20th March with Waxing Crescent Records - waxingcrescentrecords.bandcamp.com Mastered by @polypores.bsky.social with incredible artwork by Leehams Spellbook!

A screenshot of a waveform for a new track I posted over 2.5 years ago

I just rang the shoe shop, the banana warehouse, and the stapler store, and nobody was answering the bloody phone

Hosbanana in the highest

My interpretation is a bold comment on Christianity, the nails an obvious symbol, the brown nana a symbol of the transience of life, challenging the concept of eternal reward in heaven

My son pushed some nails into a banana. Thinking of submitting this to the Tate

I use 100% AI in all my music.
That's right, Actual Instruments.

today it hailed
the birds pecked at the ground
thinking it was food

Even though I've not seen it, I had a dream I was in Stranger Things and I got to say the pivotal line 'wow things are getting really strange'

Tele update: 99% finished! Slightly dodgy wiring job and I need to adjust the neck pocket slightly, but v happy overall. Learned a huge amount through this process, I've nothing but respect for professional luthiers, serious effort

Only took half a year but finally got round to shaping this wood into something resembling a telecaster. Needs a lot of sanding but really happy so far!

You know it's going to be a classy gig when Sky Sports is on behind you

They're the worst! Just play the notes and sit still FFS

If anyone I know is planning on getting raptured today and want to offload their music gear free of charge please DM me, happy to help out

Dear pianists who do a little jump on their seat when they hit a big chord, stop it with those Bugs Bunny antics

Giant Steps on tennis racquets for your enjoyment

Compiling music from the last 5 years of my daft Doomfoot YT channel, 'What the hell is this' is my new album of all the silly zany stuff I do that doesn't fit anywhere else

Listen here! www.doomfoot.bandcamp.com

What the hell is this, by DOOMFOOT 24 track album

My latest musical offering, a collection of quite daft but no less lovingly crafted songs written over the past 5 years. Have a gander doomfoot.bandcamp.com/album/what-t...

'Mmm I really love when my beer tastes like grapefruit' said nobody ever

MECHA, by The Eyes And The Mistoids 8 track album

On this date in 2017 I released my most ambitious recording project; Mecha - a concept album about a great big robot. Lots going on here - piano, synths, drums, guitars, violins, big fucking riffs, and even a little cameo from @polypores.bsky.social theeyesandthemistoids.bandcamp.com/album/mecha

Stone in the shape of an Xbox controller, lying on the beach

Not sure what this game is but I think I'm winning

Already on it, fortunately they sort of clump together so easier to bag up!

A tsunami of foam beads

More foam beads

So like a month after getting our cavity walls insulated I go to get some suitcases from the loft space and the stupid bastards have filled up half of it with tiny foam beads

Luna Terra Sol, by The Eyes And The Mistoids 9 track album

Hey people, after the label sold out I now have a limited number of CDs available for Luna Terra Sol on my Bandcamp. If you missed out on the first run then this is your last chance to add a pretty cool album to your pile of precious objects.

theeyesandthemistoids.bandcamp.com/album/luna-t...

It's Scarecrow Week in my neck of the woods. Here's a small sample of the horror.

FFS so I bought a new air con on tick and now it's freezing again?? Well played England, well played

Big shout out to my car for deciding today was a great day for the air con to stop functioning