Jess Suttner

Hey @nickofferman.bsky.social, I found this tiny statue of you in @museeorsay.bsky.social in Paris.

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

The Blunder Years

Hey Jason! I’d love to work with you on some game illustration. ✌️
Please see more at jsuttner.com

It works like the Green Lantern ring. It chose you.

TIME FOR THE VERY RARE ACTIVITY: JOYSCROLLING

Credit to Trump, it looks like Operation Fuck Around was an unqualified success. And now we wait…

it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"

a man in a suit and tie is dancing on a stage . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing on a stage .

Britt Lower’s stylist really said

Help

My algorithm broke

G’day, #portfolioday! My name is Jess Suttner, and I’m an editorial illustrator! Excited to take on all your newsy needs. (Looking for more publishing as well 👀)

See more at jsuttner.com!

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“Innocence Ignored”
New piece for @nysfocus.bsky.social for an investigation series on the bureaucracy of Conviction Integrity Units and the unfortunate reinforcement and failed prison systems.

“Innocence Ignored”
New piece for @nysfocus.bsky.social for an investigation series on the bureaucracy of Conviction Integrity Units and the unfortunate reinforcement and failed prison systems.

Norm MacDonald a beloved comedian on i believe David Letterman the late show on CBS and he makes the statement " I dont know if you guys are history buffs" Germany

Adding “chill vibes” to my contracts.

Incredible way of telling on yourself for not knowing a single non-white person.

Bluesky’s open, quote one piece to promote yourself!

Know any water benders who could help with reference?

This is a longshot, but if you are or know someone who works at Betty Crocker, could you DM me?

HUMAN ARTISTS, use one piece to encourage new followers!
#artshare

@lutimestwo.bsky.social just started listening to the newest episode of @radiolab.bsky.social on a walk with my dog and saw this on the ground right when you were talking about watermelons!

Unbelievable get for you.
(Also site looks 👌)

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

Or great tattoo designs… 😏

The light on the cactus is top tier.

Awesome, Joel. Love your work! Here’s some of mine, thanks for sharing ✌️

QRP with something watery