good morning, at the moment I'm typing this, Japan is in the third inning of their first game of the World Baseball Classic, and Shohei Ohtani is 3-for-3 with a grand slam
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good morning, at the moment I'm typing this, Japan is in the third inning of their first game of the World Baseball Classic, and Shohei Ohtani is 3-for-3 with a grand slam
This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.
Matt Goodwin? more like Matt Badloss
Gavin Newsom sweating like old dynamite watching Labour's 'transphobia & bigotry' strategy eat shit tonight lol
Me, pointing: “That’s Ishmael.”
came to the UK legally and all I got was the Immigrant Health Surcharge (lol lmao they're so scared)
IMHO, it is important that Woke 2 be deemed "excessive" by historians, "sweeping too broadly" with "punishments too severe." It cannot be merely a course correction, it must be an overcorrection. Nothing less will serve as an adequate deterrent against the fascists and their collaborators.
i really can't communicate strongly enough how much these guys rock youtu.be/0Ssi-9wS1so?...
CHOTINER: can't -- you just ask her to, share with you?
ME: can't you just say the restaurant has a rule??
"I'm going to Mars" "I'm going to the moon" You can't even go to visit your children
Sure Mayor Mamdani is charming the populace with his good policies and charisma, but he’s been suspiciously silent on whether he’s going to implement crucial safety measures to prevent someone from getting sewn into the pants of the big Charlie Brown in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
what the fuck man
Been working on a piece for a while (and he just...tweeted it out) about this as the far-right version of the Cultural Revolution. They have no constructive goal, just a drive to make every "intellectual" suffer. If they could send everyone with a BA to Qinghai (Montana) to dig ditches, they would.
I've told this story on ContrabandCamp but it's worth sharing for BHM because it's one of the greatest stories ever.
A thread.
Series of anonymous messages from Epstein files signed Jx on the right are several tweets she signed the same way Rowling? To: From: Sent: Subject: Jeffrey Epstein Wed 3/27/2013 11:13:12 PM Re: ok On Thu, Mar 28, 2013 at 12:11 AM, > wrote: Of course you would! I know that. (And thank you) But if I don't see the inside of another airplane or NY until summer I will be a happy woman. Ill let you know when I'm next there. Have fun o the 4th. On Mar 25, 2013, at 3:11 PM, Jeffrey Epstein wrote: 4:46 PM - Apr25, 2014 ill explain,, the again when we meet., 1 of course would pay your ticket, if that is the issue rather than lack of available time On Mon, Mar 25, 2013 at 7:42 PM, • wrote: I don't know what you're trying to say, wordsmith. I can't go around flying places for dinner parties. Although I'd love to. I may be in NY the week of the 8th, but not sure yet.... On Mar 25, 2013, at 3:27 AM, Jeffrey Epstein wrote: april 4th. chud barak peter mandelson. etc. you are agin invited. (the pronuncaiton of agin appropriate )
@hehimta BREAKING A just watched in realtime as jk rowling's superyacht samsara was completely removed from marinetraffic and other services. not just AIS off; the entire vessel listing is gone incl. all port logs. marinetraffic.com/en/ais/details... Nothing to sea here Oops... Something went wrong Please refresh the page, or contact us if the error persists.
🤔 It’s definitely not suspicious at all to have people point out your common Twitter sign off is in the Epstein files and ten completely delete your yacht’s logs right?
Absolutely brutal interview
By-election latest:
A Green Party source tells me the response in Gorton today has been so positive that they're reallocating resources to Denton.
They claim ex-Labour voters say they can't vote for the party with Starmer as leader, so tactical voting doesn't come into it.
As long as ICE exists this is gonna happen. The good people of MSP have fought hard enough. Time for the elected Dems to help them out instead of some mythical non voter in Iowa
ICE killing #AlexPretti should remind you of police killing #PhilandoCastille. Both men had concealed weapon permits, did not draw their guns, & were killed in Minn. These homicides are the price of unaccountable policing. These deaths are variations on the same fatal theme.
If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.
To delete your TikTok account without agreeing to the new TOS:
1) put your phone in airplane mode
2) open TikTok and go to your profile
3) go to settings and scroll down to delete account
4) turn airplane mode off
5) delete your account
Credit to @ kimsaira on instagram for this
i do not know how this goes on for three more years
They are executing unarmed people in the streets for trying to protect their neighbors with the full support of the federal government.
Europeans should stop scolding (admittedly annoying) Americans and just focus on ways to pressure their leaders to deprive our country of Treats. Nothing happening until the Ozempic and video games stop flowing
I really appreciated the bit about countries trying to work bilaterally with the US doing “the performance of sovereignty while accepting subordination.” Felt like a pointed jab at Starmer.
hearing that on his deathbed donald trump tried to receive the light of islam but couldn't recite the shahada. so hes in hell now
*DANISH PENSION FUND AKADEMIKERPENSION TO EXIT US TREASURIES
Tbf it speaks to a larger issue that I’ve spoken about before having lived in the UK for over a decade, which is using the over-the-top politics of the US to obscure how bad things are in the UK.
Obviously the current moment is an escalation, but still - we (the UK) are part of this too!
