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@leporidino

part time med student, part time deckhand, full time flâneur. he/him.

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do you think Duluth, GA and Duluth, MN have a little rivalry like Portland, ME and Portland, OR do

16.02.2026 20:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

waiting around while getting my car fixed and the mechanic just quietly came over and wordlessly showed me photos of what my tires look like. i didn’t know mechanics even did “not mad, just disappointed”.

05.02.2026 18:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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02.02.2026 15:11 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

good luck! hope you have safe travels if you end up going.

29.01.2026 22:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hopefully not too spooky, im gonna be going in like 2wks

29.01.2026 19:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

for anyone interested, the main plot line on the mainstream American soap opera General Hospital right now is that a congressman’s wife keeps trying to kill him because he’s just such a vile person that she can’t stand him anymore

22.01.2026 01:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

sometimes I spend too much time on iNaturalist and start to understand people with tiktok addictions. like they need to let me set a time limit on wild rabbit IDs on there

21.01.2026 18:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

got honked at driving in Boston by a guy actively drinking while driving. brother why don’t you worry less about what I’m doing

10.01.2026 15:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

why do they make it so hard to get a preemptive rabies vaccine. I feel like if someone self selects as “likely to get rabies” we should vaccinate them for free no further questions. like for the betterment of society at large.

08.01.2026 22:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I will admit whenever anyone I know has a kid I (mostly jokingly) try to get them to name the kid Zebulon. absolutely insane name that I can’t believe we let go out of fashion

02.01.2026 18:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Zeb short for Zebulon? Or just Zeb?

02.01.2026 01:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

cadenца, if you will

19.12.2025 04:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

that’s All that counts.

04.12.2025 02:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

so are there like a hundred car accidents in Connecticut every day or is it just on the days that I’m driving through

21.11.2025 17:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

so is everyone’s social media mostly taken up by posts about the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald or am I just following the right people

11.11.2025 02:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

was splitting someone’s fallen trees and a well meaning neighbor saw me (using an axe) and came by with a chainsaw and did it all for me. sir thank you for trying to help but I was doing it this way for fun 😭 I took this job cuz I actively wanted to be doing this

07.11.2025 20:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i keep getting ads for the State of Rhode Island (??) that promise it’s full of “all the friendliest people you can fit into one state” and honestly I guess I just didn’t know false advertising was legal there.

07.11.2025 00:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

gave my friend a good scare this halloween. not really in a festive way she just made the mistake of glancing back at the chaos that exists in the backseats of my car. not much out there is scarier than that

01.11.2025 03:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

forcing myself to fill out applications ONLY for jobs in the region I am currently in. i WILL resist the siren song of moving to Montana and becoming a motel keeper for three months

31.10.2025 01:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

just saw a ~2y/o with a mullet. which is a decision that’ll be hilarious to have to justify to that kid in 15 years when they ask why all their baby pictures look like a photo shoot for an 80s rock band

27.10.2025 15:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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thinking about My Father's Camry Filled With Leaves again

23.10.2025 22:51 👍 1661 🔁 317 💬 3 📌 21

[returning videotapes voice] I have to work on some spreadsheets

03.10.2025 16:11 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

coming out as someone who’s never read or seen lord of the rings. I’m sure it’s amazing or whatever or something but i just simply have never found the time for all that

03.10.2025 17:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

leaf blower continues to be one of the worst everyday life human inventions. why are you making a huge racket just to move leaves from one place to another. get a grip.

30.09.2025 15:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

happy fall the captain’s weather prediction today was “well the passengers might be too scared to puke”

26.09.2025 20:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

1. Find mountain
2. Walk up mountain
3. Walk back down mountain

26.09.2025 14:03 👍 123 🔁 14 💬 11 📌 0

it must feel awesome to be a sea gull and open your beak all the way and just scream loud as fuck

14.09.2025 15:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the bakers at the cafe that I like packed up last month and moved, from the little island in maine to Colorado. so needless to say because I’m me (and the croissants were That good) I’m trying to find out Where Exactly in Colorado so i can finally go get one last almond croissant

10.09.2025 19:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

how much hot sauce do you think I can consume before it becomes like, detrimental to my health

07.09.2025 19:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it’s funny that milk crates all have notices on them saying use by anyone other than original owners is illegal as if we don’t all know full well that they spontaneously generate in roadside ditches

01.09.2025 16:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0