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laundry laundry laundry sigh

I’m getting pushed comedy routines about Salesforce.. wrap it up that’s enough

planning a Disney trip completely on my own for the first time

it just occurred to me that it’s been like 7 years since I attended a cookie shine and out of the dozens I went to, not a SINGLE ONE had homemade cookies wtf

FOUR DAYS!!!!!

she didn’t harm a cat, there’s no allegations of animal abuse she’s just saying weird shit
Straight celebrities can literally SA every costar they’ve ever had and no one cares. Don’t think I forgot when Hayley Kiyoko came out she got cancelled for being a lesbian instead of bi. I know y’all’s game.

I just wanna say I do think it’s weird that Doechii is very anti cat but I also wanna say it’s not lost on me that every time a celebrity comes out as a lesbian y’all find the absolute stupidest way to cancel them and act like I’m supposed to agree

should I be watching survivor 50??? even tho the cast is really fuckin mid??????

me absolutely grilling the vendors that came to my work today on their AI features they wanted to sell us and them basically having no answer and just being like “ya that’s a great point.. I’ll have to look into that”

there’s nothing scarier than coming out at work bc there’s a 100% chance at least one person is homophobic and will be able to target you for forever and there’s just nothing you can do about it

really tired of seeing every actress’ skeleton. should probably stop using a phone altogether

guys WHAT is going on with miraculous ladybug rn?????

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

🥺🩷

everyone who hasn’t seen me in person since the beginning of January: your face…. You look so….

do British people still say the word “safe” like the way Americans say the word “sick” ??

I looove that my boss doesn’t understand my job bc she just calls me and is like “do you know how to do this??” and I go “no” and she goes “ok let’s just not even try!” and I go “yayyyy”

day 1 without my gf

I don’t get why other reality stars turn on her like I KNOW every reality tv producer is shady as hell you WANT someone on the cast who is experienced and powerful enough to call them out on the unfair conditions and treatment!! she’s the closest thing to a reality tv union you’re gonna get!!!!!!

reality tv stars and producers looooove to be like “Farrah is such a bitch and impossible to work with!” meanwhile it’ll cut to a clip of her being like “you guys haven’t followed the schedule and you’re lying about everything to get a reaction from me and it’s unprofessional”

the thing is if I did a color analysis I know they’d tell me to stop wearing bright yellow but what if wearing bright yellow is essential to my mental wellbeing???!

my suggestion is go ghost 🥰✨

crying to Korra edits

I WANT MORE LESBIAN FRIENDS!!! LESBIAN LESBIAN LESBIAN!! DYKES FEMMES BUTCHES STUDS MASCS FUTCHES I DON’T CARE I NEED WLW!!!!!!!!! GIVE ME SAPPHIC!!!!

actually wanna say the entire experience of my gf reading their book was her beginning to tell me an anecdote from Alyson, I cut her off and finish the story then immediately follow it up with how that’s not true.
this happened like seven times

I’m gonna become one of those women that wears gloves all the time because I’m sick of my hands getting fucked up from the slightest weather shift

I can’t read Alyson Stoner’s book because I know EVERY detail of Demi Lovato’s story and even the slightest exaggeration or misinterpretation pisses me off badddddddddd

paying a medical bill using my HSA like yaaaayyy free moneyyyy!!!!

alysa liu!!!