does “make it last all year” mean nothing to you

God dammit, Raylan! Your timing SUCKS!

uh oh what’d we do

I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening.

The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.

HEEEELLLLL
YEEEEAAAAAH

did you take that class with Sipfle?

OH YEAH
LIFE GOES OOOON
LONG AFTER THE THRILL
OF LIVIN IS GOOO-ONE

fireworks going off in our neighborhood

WOOOOOOO

Referring to a brick’n as a bricking is a brick’n

The Hoosier’s birthright: the gentle White, wandering its nourishing way through the farmlands of the north, the millions of Indianapolis, the hills and hollers of the south, meeting its brother the Wabash, taking just a moment to bask together in the moonlight before draining into the mighty Ohio.

At least at the very top, I’m not sure they could even articulate the difference between vibes and material reasons.

He never recovered from his devastating loss to the Cutters in the little 500

I lol’d at my desk

This has to be some sort of sting operation to find gambling addicts, there’s no other rational explanation

Go You Huskies!!!

ball one

despite some valiant framing attempts from both catchers

Interesting side plot is that I think this might be the best home plate umpiring I’ve ever seen

A bowl of potatoes on a porch

A bowl of candy on a porch

After careful consideration I have made a final choice about my bluesky presence. It shall be solely devoted to handing out weird treats on Halloween

If you see bobboi gelato, go there

Also, intelligence as a trait doesn’t immunize any individual from bad decision-making. We’re all perfectly capable of doing completely stupid things given the right circumstances. Any design that doesn’t take this into account is dangerously neglecting human nature.

Submitted for consideration:

So Keebler has a massive first mover advantage

Can we talk about this

We’re playing Mellencamp songs instead

Indeed, agreed, but also I say let’s actively enjoy those things even if not one single other person ever knows anything about them, just because it adds to the richness of living the one human life you have to live.

Toppin had a McConnell last night

The Adventures of TJ McConnell is an exciting show, never can tell what’s going to happen next

If you haven’t seen the thing before you’re in for a treat