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i’ve always thought that climbing mt everest is a dumb fucking decision considering the fact THAT DEAD HUMAN BEINGS ARE LANDMARKS THERE but i just found out that you have to pay OVER $40K TO CLIMB THAT BULLSHIT. now you’re dead and your family is in debt good job

THE MOON IS NOT A MAN‼️

oh i asked for dried mangoes and AAA batteries, i forgot it was cut off from the screenshot

translation 2
1. you’re going to buy this too or the feedback?
2. didn’t you say it was your treat? (treat as in “don’t worry i’ll pay it’s my treat”)
3. if that’s so then i have to give it to you. ok i’ll give you the money
4. really? thank you
5. but you pick something out too, i’ll buy it for you

translation 1
1. chloe order this one for me
2. it’s not 16.99?
3. please do it so i can wear it for halloween at school (her job)

mind you i also bought my
mom like $50 bullshit prebiotics so the mangoes don’t break even 😭

they didn’t have to make absolute superman so fine…

no fr like they said “shut up and give me your money”

no fr and even ari’s heartfelt songs are so good. i love the details that ari puts in hampstead where she’s referencing her time there living with dalton while filming for wicked. saying “i do, i do, i do, i do, i do” like wedding vows after talking about leaving behind that toxic situation was 🤌

not sure if people on this app understand the reference now that i think about it 😭

you mind if a girl speaks a lil italian 😛

i’ve seen them hate sabrina’s as well but some of her lyrics are fun little puns or metaphors.

“do you want the house tour? i can take you to the first, second, third floor. and i promise none of this is a metaphor, i just want you to come inside”

and the vaginal walls have 3 layers LMAO

can’t even say i’m surprised at the backlash eskay is getting, she kinda put herself in that situation. it shouldn’t be a reason to be transphobic to her tho. luckily i haven’t come across those bigots but ik they’re out there

i forgot that it’s even worse. the streamer said that people who do this are just trying a “pathetic ploy to get attention” 😭 i think they made an apology or some sort of statement but idk how you go back from that

the same mfs that go “god you people can’t do anything” to neurodivergents are the ones asking grok to wipe their ass

i’ve seen this on twitter and there were EVEN MORE rules that they’ve posted (now deleted) but i just found this crazy

dr.ratio’s VA being the way that he is despite his character hating ignorance is so funny

i don’t really know any johnnys so i just think if you when i see that name

get your daily fibers in

miso soup! (plus rice and quinoa)

and if you somehow still manage to stumble into a fic you don’t like, you can quite literally go “hm i don’t want to read that” and scroll away

ao3 is a large space filled with millions and millions of fanfics. in fact there are so many to the point where there’s a handy tool on the right to filter the work to include or EXCLUDE key word EXCLUDE things you would or wouldn’t like to see

gen z is lowkey becoming reallyyyy puritan and it’s starting to concern me

and then asking questions about things i don’t know either bc every seller is different like please im not your customer service agent. go ask the seller or look at their instructions/FAQ page 😭 i cannot be holding your hand every step of the way

ever since i posted a tiktok showing off the aranara pet people kept asking the same questions over and over again in the comments like do yall not read other comments before making your own question? i get not doing that for a viral post but bro there isn’t that many comments to go through 😭

i am the owner of the one and only 24K gold labubu

bro i’ll be fine eating ice cream but im running to the toilet after a sip of regular milk. and then my body will react differently to yogurt like sometimes it’s fine sometimes it’s not

my friend bought me a PSVita in light blue ❤️❤️❤️ i’m gonna decorate it to be ocean/neuvillette ish themed

i managed to secure the aranara pet so i’m just waiting to receive the code BUT I NEED THAT NAMECARD

IVE BEEN TRYING TO GET THAT HAIKAVEH NAMECARD BUT EVERYTHING KEEPS SELLING OUT