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@iokiwi

Reducing entropy in my own little corner of the universe. Generalist Polyglot with an interest in all things #Python #DevOps #InfoSec #FOSS 🐘 https://infosec.exchange/@iokiwi 🌐 https://simonmerrick.com πŸ“ Ōtautahi, Aotearoa

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"Please try again later" except the raw JSON response confirms this will never succeed because the package requires a signature

The average user - I.e. anyone other than a web developer - must just tear their hair out at modern technology.

AI won't fix your lack of care for the user.

06.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Here we go…

26.02.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Specialist Track spotlight: Platform Engineering πŸ—οΈ
DevOps, SRE, infrastructure, developer experience, and platform war stories.
Share what you’ve learned β†’ 2026.pycon.org.au/cfp #pyconau #cfp

18.02.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Haha planform engineering is what terraform users do :P.

16.02.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What emoji would you most associate with β€˜Planform Engineering’?

A. πŸš€
B. βš™οΈ
C. πŸ—οΈ
D. πŸ› οΈ

16.02.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oof 🫑

12.02.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As developers we have a bad tendency to try solve every problem with more code - when neither the problem nor solution are in code.

AI makes the lowers nominal upfront cost of trying to solve all of our problems with more code.

12.02.2026 07:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

First they came for the immigrants, and the freakiest people you know threw the fuck down because it was never going to end with immigrants.

10.02.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 251 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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* From Claude

Working on docs that started life as a rubber ducking sesh in Claude and need to be validated for production.

I've decided the Claude logo is kind of perfect actually...

11.02.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Fantasy Herd ’26 DRAFT WEEK
Fantasy Herd ’26 DRAFT WEEK YouTube video by Meadow Fresh NZ

Meanwhile, in New Zealand.

(I thought this was satire, it is not. Tt is basically just native advertising for Halter though)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=haPC...

10.02.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think I got all my open commitments into trello/jira? Feels a lot less anxiety inducing.

09.02.2026 06:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've actually come to low key rate opes partners content. While despise the property investing they build their business on I feel like their information is reasonable its just that its so transparently aligned with the goal of 'getting rich off property'

09.02.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lol, why support greens - Because they are the worst party for landlords and property speculators.

It's always fascinating watching other side of an issue look at facts and policy fairly lucidly and but framed in alignment with their own interests.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjP9...

09.02.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

KiwiSaver min contributions go to 3.5% in April. I thought it was going to be 4%? Even though thats still not enough for most kiwis to retire on.

I haven't done any math on it but it just seems like incrementalism with little real impact. Why bother? Where's the vision for a future for kiwis

08.02.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Python New Zealand AGM is scheduled for Wednesday 4th March. Nominations Open Now. Online voting from Friday, 20th February.

Here's to the New Zealand Python Community in 2026 πŸ’™πŸ§‘. See how to get involved πŸ‘‡

https://python.nz/2026/02/03/python-new-zealand-agm-scheduled-nominations-open/

03.02.2026 06:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

didn't expect*

01.02.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Melbourne friends, gonna be in melbourne later this month Feb and looking for recommendations for a place to host a bit of a lunch to catch up with friends and some infosec folk who are around?

Suggestions for places that could take a moderate reservation of maybe upt to ~10 peeps

01.02.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Her (2013) ⭐ 8.0 | Drama, Romance, Sci-Fi 2h 6m | R

Of all the AI movies of the past 2 decades I did expect 'Her (2014)' to be the movie most similar to how things currently seem to be unfolding.

(Re grown ass men w/ GPT GF's and clawdbots self organizing with each other).

This is the dumbest timeline.

www.imdb.com/title/tt1798...

01.02.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Gets up early to get a head start on the day

⚑ *incident* πŸ”₯

(reader, it was DNS)

14.01.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of New Zealand Energy Minister Simon Watts

Photo of New Zealand Energy Minister Simon Watts

Wait, that’s really the name of New Zealand’s energy minister? Fair enough.

13.01.2026 09:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Update: Actually now that it’s all cleaned down and reassembled it has mostly fixed the immediate problem of having no rear brake pressure.

The next question is why do I keep loosing brake pressure when the bike sits idle.

Surely the hydraulic fluid is leaking…but where? πŸ€”

07.01.2026 08:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Traumatic first experience bleeding the hydraulic braking system of a 2nd had e bike I picked up last month.

Mineral oil everywhere

Did not fix the problem. Fml.

07.01.2026 08:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy New Years from the Future (GMT+13) πŸŽ‰πŸŽŠπŸ₯³πŸΎ

31.12.2025 12:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Housing market with bits tacked on.

18.12.2025 07:08 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Self-care today looks like spending extra time doing some chores that have piled up. Namely, cleaning the coffee machine so that I'm not taunted by the blinking light every time I make a coffee.

27.11.2025 22:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Sir Paul Callaghan - StrategyNZ: Mapping our Future - March 2011
Sir Paul Callaghan - StrategyNZ: Mapping our Future - March 2011 YouTube video by McGuinness Institute Te Hononga Waka

Found some old Lectures / Speeches from Sir Paul Callaghan.

MFW, we haven't really improved much in 15 years.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhCA...

25.11.2025 21:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Seymour explains Regulatory Standards Bill, charter schools
Seymour explains Regulatory Standards Bill, charter schools YouTube video by Q+A with Jack Tame

Wait, the Regulatory Standards Bill passed? 🫠
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLSY...

24.11.2025 01:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'M GOING TO TOUCH GRASS 🌱

17.11.2025 06:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

big deal. I've also been to a Rust meetup.

16.11.2025 02:08 πŸ‘ 219 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

This is brave. I’m bracing for when my current YouTube premium subscription ends as I have pulled the plug on renewal

14.11.2025 22:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0