You know a lot of people are telling me, Mr. President the ribbon around your neck is the most beautiful I’ve ever seen but we never see you without it. They’re saying we need to know, we deserve to know what you look like without it. It’s true. But I’m not gonna take it off. Maybe I’ll take it off
bluesky is the premier site for people who say twatwaffle and douchecanoe
this is a cliche but i genuinely believe you need to Touch Grass immediately
my boy does the same thing
the world would be a better place without you in it
looked up notable people from my gf's town on wikipedia
Sign reading EXECUTE DONALD TRUMP HIS ENTITE ADMHISTRATION AND ALL THOSE COMPLICIT HANG THEM ALL
the mood is not subtle
The United States Government is not a legitimate government.
*john prine voice*
They're putting Dogbert in a woodchipper and feeding what comes out to other dogs
not bad for a first stab at lino printing in 30 years
this mf is deepthroating the boot so hard it's prolapsing his asshole
all cops and troops are fucking losers
gg allin tabernacle choir
angela alsobrooks was the grand marshal of baltimore's pride parade this year 🙃🙃🙃
angela alsobrooks, grand marshall of the 50th baltimore pride parade
OFFICIALLY-LICENSED AI GOOFY: Gawrsh, buddy! It seems like you've got it all figured out! All signs points to you being gang-stalked by enough people to fill a theme park! I guess you're going to have to take matters into your own hands, ah-hyuck!
deportee by woody guthrie
me: you just said i look like popeye
my gf: and? popeye is sexy
Troy McClure from the Planet of the Apes parody. Except his head is Karl Marx. He says “I hate every ruling class I see from Bourgeoi-a to Bourgeoi-z
normalize 👏 hollering 👏 hear ye hear ye
that netflix doc, who you gonna call: my life as a bisexual icon, was really illuminating. i never knew he and the library ghost were married swingers
"dogs like going ooooo: change my mind" tables popping up at universities
the woke mob when they hear about this
& yes, i am old enough to remember when cable had no commercials
