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405 ‘til I die. Proprietor of The Internet's Worst Matts List, the Internet's only ranking of Worst Matts since 2018, now presented exclusively on Bluesky.

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Latest posts by LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso

A 750 of Dom that I’ve had since got Covid

07.03.2026 02:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You ever seen somebody make a pallet of Buzzballs disappear

07.03.2026 02:04 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My man.

07.03.2026 02:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Get your lawn chair and light beer ready.

07.03.2026 01:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Stephen what does Wichita look like overnight in your professional opinion?

07.03.2026 01:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It is my understanding that Mrs Henry is not a fan of the political life

07.03.2026 01:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I for one would love to get Bice out of there

07.03.2026 01:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Brad Henry is retired as fuck

07.03.2026 01:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

The best hope here is it pulls both Charles McCall and Stephanie Bice into that race, leaving a clear path for a moderating Gentner Drummond in the governor’s race and opening CD5 for other crazies and giving a Dem a fighting chance.

07.03.2026 01:12 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There are people that work there I would be happy to throw to the Woke God

07.03.2026 00:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No, they’re the ones giving away half a billion dollars in profits.

07.03.2026 00:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That is concerning.

07.03.2026 00:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I avoid NYISO and more importantly retail rates like a mouse avoids a room full of rocking chairs.

06.03.2026 23:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This approval was, however, structured in a way that will generate the most possible fees for your boy. For no goddamn reason.

06.03.2026 23:55 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You know what they say about nose sex.

06.03.2026 23:55 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0

The CPUC, however, is committed to tripping over its own dick.

06.03.2026 23:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Well, electric consumers in California
still have a puncher’s chance at half a billion dollars in rate relief thanks to the efforts of the Kennedy family, PG&E, and to a very tiny, insignificant degree, your boy.

06.03.2026 23:53 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Let’s fucking go.

06.03.2026 23:44 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

PAY CHOCO TACO

06.03.2026 22:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

do not forget your local attorney general

06.03.2026 22:16 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That was every guy I knew who got kicked out of private school.

That or one guy who got kicked out for on premises fornication.

06.03.2026 21:56 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

she came into my office to look at a painting my daughter did. talked about it at length. I'm just trying to fuck around on the internet for eleven more minutes.

06.03.2026 21:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

got kicked out of hotchkiss

06.03.2026 21:44 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

didn't even bring chocolate banana muffins.

06.03.2026 21:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

apparently she just wanted to say good luck to the kid in person before he went to this soccer tournament.

06.03.2026 21:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

we made a deal. we shook hands on it.

06.03.2026 21:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

when we moved up here ten years ago we said that we weren't going to have the in-laws dropping by unannounced because they were so close now.

06.03.2026 21:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

for some reason my mother-in-law is here.

06.03.2026 21:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Hotchkiss cost 77k a year now

Oh you can’t use that for a point of comparison my dad’s catholic school in working class southern California cost $300 in 1986.

06.03.2026 20:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just, like, what the fuck

06.03.2026 20:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0