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Four hanks of hand dyed yarn. Each hank is a merino, cashmere, nylon blend dyed a mix of purple, blue, black, and green. In person, the colorway is akin to the iridescent sheen of an oil slick.

Just received this lovely yarn from Blue Barn Fiber Arts. It's Black Magic on their I Need This fingering weight base. I have this colorway on a silk base the apparently no longer carry, and it's beautiful. 🧶

#knitting #knitsky #yarn

Despite my recent lack of content, trust that I have been knitting. Still finishing chickens. I will post a picture once my carcass pile is all sewn. 🧶

Can we please end daylight savings time???

Classically Trained Actor Can Talk On Cue

Classically Trained Actor Can Talk On Cue https://theonion.com/classically-trained-actor-can-talk-on-cue-1823995491/

Noem and her "friend" were fired? Excellent. I look forward to seeing their even worse replacements.

EPA Unveils Plan To Make Water Chunkier

EPA Unveils Plan To Make Water Chunkier https://theonion.com/epa-unveils-plan-to-make-water-chunkier/

Human Arm Hanging Limply Out Of Food Delivery Robot

Human Arm Hanging Limply Out Of Food Delivery Robot

Exquisite. He should be on our currency.

Anyone else ever have a dream where John Stamos is attempting to hunt you down and kill you with poisoned fruit?

Nutritionists Recommend Following Occasional Trail Of Sweets Into Dark Forest To Help Manage Cravings

Nutritionists Recommend Following Occasional Trail Of Sweets Into Dark Forest To Help Manage Cravings https://theonion.com/nutritionists-recommend-following-occasional-trail-of-sweets-into-dark-forest-to-help-manage-cravings/

RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’

RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/

@tenderoni88.bsky.social , I think you could rock something like this:

www.etsy.com/listing/4344...

Of course, I could also knit the under section in the darker purple and then the comb and wattle in one of the lighter sections from the striping yarn...

The brighest purple is part of a cake of striping yarn, and I'm not sure if I'm going to have enough left after knitting the under section. I will check my craft room in a bit to see if I have another skein of it hiding somewhere.

The body of a hand-knit chicken in progress, laid out on a black velvet surface. The bulk of the body is knit in a striping yarn in white and hues of purple, with four contrasting stripes in a darker purple. A circular needle is visible in the top of the work, with the working yarn barely visible on the left-hand side.

Almost finished with this lovely, but I can't settle on a comb/wattle color. Beak will be yellow. So ... red, yellow, the darker purple ... thoughts? 🧶

#knitting #knitsky #emotionalsupportchicken #subparphotography

Your cat should fight crime.

Was Vance sent to the Olympics to give the White House maintenance staff time to seal all the sofas in protective plastic?

That Smokey Bear gift pack sounds cute!

I just sorted a few things in my craft room recently, and found two boxes of yarn I forgot I had purchased before having to go on a medical leave. Like christmas, indeed!

A beautiful gradient grey hand-knit chicken with red eyes, wearing two beaded necklaces. Each necklace is made with varying hues of red glass beads and a single silver charm - one flower, one butterfly.

While my jewelry supplies were out, I decided to make valentines day necklaces for the work chickens. Here they are modeled by Lilith, The Most Beautiful Hen. 🧶

#knitting #knitsky #emotionalsupportchicken #chickenjewelry #subparphotography.

Three simple glass bead bracelets on a black velvet surface. Each contain varying amounts of faceted green 6mm glass beads and plain silver spacers strung onto an elastic bead line.

I needed to restring a bracelet, so I decided to make three more.

Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats

Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats

They very well could be.

A hand knit chicken in gradient hues of grey, with red eyes, seated on a black velvet surface. The yarn used is Knit Picks Chroma Worsted in the colorway Supermoon.

Excellent. #showmeyourknits has provided another excuse for me to post Lilith, my beautiful chicken. 🧶

#knitting #knitsky #yarn #emotionalsupportchicken

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/

ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin

ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin

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Please tell me matching ties were made for the dog and cat.

Emotional Support Chicken® pattern by Annette Corsino TUTORIAL NOW AVAILABLE

Indeed. The designer also has two smaller sizes and a duckling.

www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...

It's darker and I think looks better in person. I should probably adjust my phone's light intake a little bit.