“Dear Diary,
Super excited to say that I’ll be serving my Clacton constituents today by flying to Mar-a-Lago to meet Donald Trump and to undermine the UK government. God I love being a patriot!”
The guy who filmed Andrew Tate dancing in Dubai
Aah, beautiful Springtime. And with it comes the unmistakable sound of scaffolding going up.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/75... I’m not sure if this is even possible but as somebody somewhere said “you can have clean water and you can have privatised water but you can’t have clean privatised water”.
Done x
"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"
Lib Dem Leader Ed Davey:
"Tax exiles like Isabel Oakeshott and washed up old footballers who mock ordinary people who stay in the UK and pay our taxes... As we protect them, it's only right for tax exiles to start paying taxes to fund our armed forces, just like the rest of us".
I suspect they’re not.
Dirty Business on C4 was absolutely brilliant and fucking terrifying. It’s imperative we re-nationalise our water companies otherwise the greedy bastards will kill us all.
As is only right and proper, Welsh Cakes are #RecipeOfTheDay, with thanks to Heulwen Williams who let me play with her granny’s recipe. Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus!🏴 www.nigella.com/recipes/wels...
past decade pretty much
Just naked racism from Farage and the Mail.
Only British and commonwealth citizens are allowed to vote. It's not 'stealing' to legally take part in your own country's elections
The former plumber has said that she'll arrive at Parliament on Monday, some time between 8 and 5.
anyone familiar with British politics will know that any news that isn't entirely negative will be closely followed by a sustained bombardment of misery that will make you want to fucking die. but currently it's Friday, it's payday, and the fascists have lost
Matt "Good win"? More like Matt Cunt
In a battle between hope and hate, hope won out.
Why voters rejected the hateful politics of Reform and instead embraced the "Green Menace" in Gorton and Denton
bylinetimes.com/2026/02/27/h...
This is Bruegger. He learned a highly advanced new trick, demonstrating excellent use of both free will and spatulas. 13/10 (TT: maddmaddmad)
After weeks of constant rain there’s nothing like a bright sunny day to make me realise my windows are fucking filthy.
Brilliant show. Congrats to you all! 🪅
Hope you enjoy and have a better day today!
Imagine being amongst a clump of cunts you’re the one given the nickname The Cunt.
INDEPENDENT Playgrounds would become 'crack dens' if Greens were in power, policing minister says
I’m sorry, I know it’s a minor point, but crack dens are traditionally indoor establishments. What the scaremongering Labour minister is describing here is a crack paddock.
Thank you. Chuffed you enjoyed it. I’ve had diverticulitis myself so understand your pain!
Took a quick look at the other place last night because of the good news. It was rubbish! Very happy to report all the funny people are HERE.
UK: Prince Andrew arrested.
South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life.
Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence.
USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.
Morgan Freeman as Kindly Old Criminal in He Cant Have put The Poster Back Over the Hole It’s Impossible
“I remember the first time I saw Andy…”
When Norfolk Police ask Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor if he has any special dietary requirements whilst in custody:
Somewhere, somehow, at a right-wing tabloid, the most deranged Meghan story of all time is being birthed
