Credit goes to uh, wetcardboardsmell on Reddit, but I bet this'll be the best valentine I'll see this year, a la #Severance:
"I wanna get innie you girl."
Credit goes to uh, wetcardboardsmell on Reddit, but I bet this'll be the best valentine I'll see this year, a la #Severance:
"I wanna get innie you girl."
Found this in my Hidden album. π
Ugh, make it stop!
A bunch of bots.
Yeah, this isn't suspicious at all. I do hope Bluesky can do something about it.
New Year's resolution: be sluttier
I now have my dying regret.
(Picturing Lucy's psychiatric help stand in Charlie Brown but don't wanna get hit with an infringement claim)
The buttplug is IN
You're gorgeous!!
My third Maude Vibe died. RIP Maude. This'll mean I will have had to buy two of them this year -- this newest one is only from March!
I do wish it was just a tiny bit stronger. It gives me the best orgasms, but so would a cock inside of me -- in either hole. Or both.
It's depressing to see them arrive.
I just blocked five of them, identical except for the handles. π
I know this movie by heart. I can't watch it with other people because I won't stop reciting it! I love it so much. π§
New ring on a breast nipple in a sports bra.
#MonochromeMonday
I love long Saturday night consecutive masturbation sessions.
Would someone be willing to add me to a starter pack of horny MILFs?
On Election Night 2020, I spent the evening and well into the night fucking. We figured that if things didn't go the way we hoped, at least we'd have a good memory of that night.
I'm beyond annoyed that there is no one to fuck this time around.
I always wear my seatbelt.
This is what I do after a hot bath, trying to cool off.
Oh come on, nobody tried naming her? Miss Nelson is Missing!
It's just the angle I swear
OK OK ... #monochromemonday
It's here, and it's fabulous. Perfect amount of weight. Actually a little small -- I could go bigger. I wore it for at least 90 minutes. Pics incoming at some point.
My stainless steel t-bar buttplug with an aurora borealis crystal is out for delivery and I'm so excited. I can't wait to wear it in public.
Underboob is so much hotter than cleavage to me, I wish I had more.
Unzip me.
I got caught masturbating today by a hotel maid and I wish I could tell you it was hot af but no, I was rather mortified.
Well, that's an intriguing answer!
Yes! I'm bi.