David

Dino Bravo spit on you??

Sarge sent Beetle to set the clocks and he did such bad job it froze time forever.

Nintendo could get a cease and desist against a ham sandwich.

Russia giving Iran information on US troop positions isn't Putin turning on Trump. Where do you think Russia got the information from?

My dad found time to listen to Rush Limbaugh every day, these people are trained - nay, eager - to spend hours with rambling nonsense in their ears, and now they can do it on demand.

Noem couldn't behave properly, the only fair thing to do is take her out to the gravel pit.

Lol imagine being too dumb and corrupt for the Trump administration, and he tells everyone you committed perjury before firing you. Hopefully the first in another wave of political careers ruined by association with that pedophile.

I have the key to the city for Sierra Vista, Arizona.

@tonykhan.bsky.social make the War Dogs the Trios champs right away and center the entire division around them, there's been no better and more natural team yet to do so with. #AEW

If I had a nickel for every time Storm was added to the Avengers and the team disbanded 2 storylines later, I would have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's still weird it happened twice.

That hair color looks fantastic on you!

If I were a US soldier being told I was fighting to bring about Armageddon, I would remember the part of the Bible about the Antichrist suffering a head wound they miraculously recover from and wonder whose side I was really on.

Really surprised Crenshaw lost to a more extreme candidate; you'd really think his one strength would be looking out for threats coming from the right.

Thus begins the U.S.'s "special military operation."

Simple hack: pre-dig your own grave by the garden or pool so you're always ready.

I remember someone telling me once that attacks on U.S. embassies were a huge deal, wonder if that's still true.

Khamenei being killed by Trump and Netanyahu is like in comics when the new villains show how much worse they are by taking out the previous villain.

Not even starting a war is gonna take my mind off of the Epstein Files, get that pedophile out of office.

Now would be a great time for a revolution at home.

Brand new war with who knows how many innocent lives about to be lost just so the most powerful among us can continue facing no consequences for decades of abhorrent crime.

Would have preferred seeing the Iranian people depose him and punish him for decades of oppression than the U.S. action movie ending, honestly.

The middle part of the trilogy along with gnus and the loup-garou.

I don't want to see this Taco Bell commercial where they act like they're somehow classy. Show me four drunk dudes stumbling in at 2AM, mystified by all the different ways to combine the same 3 ingredients, stupidly gnawing on a Queserito Supreme and mumbling "it's food" as beef spills out.

Devastating news Karen, I hope you are able to spend all the time to need with people who love you.

This happened to me 2 weeks ago. I gave $20 to a lady who was walking by and said I should ("take it, it ain't mine"), another $20 to the homeless guy outside Starbucks, and the last $20 joined the other $6 in my wallet that I had also found on the ground a few weeks earlier.

A damning indictment of the quality of Wrestlemania main events.

As President, my first State of the Union address will be a list of the people the from the current administration being prosecuted and for which crimes.

Facebook pushes comments from right-wing bot accounts to the top of every topic that it possibly can and I'm partially convinced those bots are at least a third of the total remaining user base.

I'm leaving a reply here so I can follow this comment and come back to it after the election.

Advertising. The city was offering $30/hr to people who needed money and would step up to help clear the sidewalks, the Mayor himself getting involved puts the message out there.

Also if you're in politics, doing everything in public with cameras rolling is your life, like it or not.