Derek Oxford

I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel. I focus on the pain, the only thing that's real.

Darius Acuff Jr. will be your 2030-31 NBA MVP. Calling it now.

I think it's a near certainty my friend

I wonder what's French-Canadian for 'I grew up without a mutha.'

Sacre bleu, where is me mama?

Doug Shows probably ensured last night that this won't happen unfortunately

are you threatening me?

JSN 9 for 136 and 2 TD's, MVP

Mike Tirico calling his first Super Bowl tonight. Godspeed to him.

Auburn and LSU aren't really comparable right now

Letting Boogie Fland drop 23 was certainly a choice.

Arkansas basketball is going to finish 14-4 and win the #SEC

Yup. They'll either pay for a competitive football program or continue to get the results we've seen since 2017

Old Internet meme rating on what order you would like to have intercourse with

1, 3, 2

Stayed No. 1 for eight weeks. Baby You're A Rich Man is my favorite track.

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

Or Germantown

impressive tan legs

Post you from a different era

Hogs are though

This needs to be Arkansas admin with regards to the head coach position after today's second half debacle

Tom Verducci's rug is spectacular #MLB

and ended with his nose right in Flacco's anus basically

I'm bringing back the Joe Flacco is Elite meme

If he was, he'd still be the Bears coach. He's awful. Such a Dallas move it hurts.

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north carolina head coach charlie strong

I know where I'll be at 5:30 PM CT on January 31. Bud Walton Arena.

Understandable but there would also be no shame in him retiring. The guy has had an impeccable PBP career.

Why soccer will never take off or be appealing en masse to Americans