Maybe it wouldn't be closed if it was called the Gay of Hormuz
06.03.2026 23:12
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Maybe it wouldn't be closed if it was called the Gay of Hormuz
Hey man, sorry your mom is dying of throat cancer but can you maybe take your very personal call outside and not in my place of business on fucking speaker phone, you deranged shit pickle
Stop telling people to shut up, and start normalizing telling them "I reclaim my time" and walk away
There's video out there of two dudes fucking each other in the ass, and it's still not as gay as Kid Rock's Half Assed Show
The Israeli spy in charge of following me just put my bris on my Google calendar. Seems a bit late for that, to be fair
BREAKING NEWS: Starscream is NOT in the Epstein Files
So, my dog almost dies of a grand mal seizure last night and I'm just supposed to go to work tomorrow? The fuck?
MAGA: THE SECOND AMENDMENT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE CONSTITUTION
Also those diaper baby retard fucks when the fucking piss drinking pedo President of the United States okays literal execution in the streets:
Good Lord, he's turning into Voldemort faster than I thought
Bad Bunny should get up there at the Super Bowl, do a great set and then just end the last few minutes with silence. Can you imagine how Looney Tunes level pissed MAGA would be if their beloved pass time was interrupted for a few minutes by person of color by not saying anything
I wonder what the first Dilbert comic written from hell will be like
I don't need good vibes, I need ICE agents getting curb stomped on my FYP daily
Sorry, ma'am. It's a schlort
You ever accidently leave your phone at home and have to rawdog work?
Me on Tuesday at 5:30pm
Hurtful but you right
Mad lib ass post
Woody Allen was at the island? The island where they diddled kids? Woody Allen? The guy that married his daughter with a 35 year age gap? That Woody Allen? Get the fuck out of here
He wouldnt hear me on account he dusted his face off
At least we know which way the guns go
Tiktok can remove my comment but they can't remove Israel's blood soaked cock from their mouths.
20 likes and I'll fart really loudly in this zoom meeting at work
I'm not sorry, I have killed, and will kill again
Men (and cool women) yearn for the nipple
We should put more billionaires in more subs, just streamline the process at this point
