Phoebe 💫

ewwwww you actually use chatgpt ? dont you know that stands for Gross Poop Toilet

The 3 bullies from The Simpsons pointing at Bart and asking "Nice tools Simpson. Did your cow make them for you?" in the top frame. In the bottom frame Bart is holding the saw cow tool in his right hand, the rake cow tool in his left, the blob cow tool with the handle is on the yard, and behind him the cow from the Cow Tools comic is watching on from inside behind the bay windows and bart is responding "Of course she did. Who else would?"

Bortposting cow tools? What a time to be alive

Everybody if you can do the bartman, otherwise no worries if not!

Ngl I believe it. Very likely thing for National Geographic to do.

I desperately need to know if the evil AI lady falls in love with Chris Pratt in that new copaganda movie

Fishin' buddies.

Happy birthday 🎉

Drawing of Quorra (from TRON) leaning against a Light Cycle. Probably thinking about how awesome she is. Or maybe she's thinking about how awesome YOU are!

🖤 Chillin' in The Grid 🩵

Good job!!!

Mr L = Luigi truthers been real silent since this dropped

Now you’ve become cool monkey like me

panel 1: woman watches tv “Man, Godzilla is so fucking cool.” Panel 2: Godzilla stomps through a city “Huge thighs, always screaming, destroying the works of man.” panel 3: Godzilla turns to the camera “Hey! The traits you love in me you must also love in yourself!” Panel 4: the woman is shocked “He's right!”

kaiju wisdom 🙇

Still the undisputed GOAT in Orlando

Coke or Pepsi book cover

If I become an elected official I’m doing my oath on this book

In Memoriam plaque for Marge as seen in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure. Born December 5 1937. Died January 11 1974

Tell em Large Marge sent ya

Gonna tell people I’m a former child star and when they ask what I was in I’ll say I was in my high school honor choir

DON’T WORRY! David Bowie is trending, but it’s because it’s his birthday, not that he died.

New handle just dropped

Peaches and a Mario

#SuperMario #Peach #Fanart

To be fair it’s not even worth an hour. But at least the queue is cool at parts

Cow Tools Cow in the video for Take Me On

@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social

Not sure what’s worse, 2 hours for Werewolf or 3 for Tower of Terror

Princess Daisy, positioned like the Merry Christmas album from Mariah Carey. She's wearing a red body suit, with fluffy sleeves and collar. A black belt is on her waist, and her neck is decorated with a choker featuring her iconic flower jewel.

Princess Daisy, as Mariah Carey Merry Christmas album! All she wants for Christmas... Is Luigi 🎄
#PrincessDaisy #Nintendo #Christmas

I’m working on a TV show called “Strangest Things” and it’s gonna have 10 seasons with a bazillion characters and no one will die no matter what situation they’re put in it’s going to be awesome

Move over soulslike metroidvanias, it's time for Schulzlike charliebrownias

A game case for Snoopy for the PlayStation 5. It is rated M for mature

This is why Sony bought the Peanuts