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@joelmalone

Software engineer from Canberra, Australia. Talk to me about any of these: πŸ‘Ύ Game dev ⛰️ Hiking (but I’m fat so baby hikes) πŸ‹οΈ Strength training Current fixations: πŸ“¦ Death Stranding 2 ⛺️ Dome Keeper 🫠 Slime Rancher 2

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Yay some good ol fashioned computer science haha

Just found your SUPER DETAILED dev blog, seeya in a few years!

04.03.2026 06:17 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like just raw processing power is the bottleneck (or maybe lack of L1 caching or whatever?). What was the solution?

04.03.2026 06:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is interesting! What are the slowdowns?

04.03.2026 06:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing pic. My jaw dropped!

04.03.2026 05:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a phone’s lock screen being flooded with Mobile Test Messages notifications from the Xbox app, each saying:

This is a dummy message sent via braze, please capture a screenshot once you receive it. This should take you to the recently added gallery.

A screenshot of a phone’s lock screen being flooded with Mobile Test Messages notifications from the Xbox app, each saying: This is a dummy message sent via braze, please capture a screenshot once you receive it. This should take you to the recently added gallery.

Things going well over on the #xbox app.

26.02.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tfw you still have some edge cases to fix in your procedural locomotion system #gamedev

21.02.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 8882 πŸ” 2883 πŸ’¬ 74 πŸ“Œ 126

What is the point of being strong if not for hoisting and yeeting.

19.02.2026 11:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do the kids still say PWNT?

18.02.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like a crafting material. Did you click on it?

17.02.2026 11:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is how we choose mayors in my town too.

17.02.2026 05:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My TV, Xbox and PlayStation can’t even agree about whether the TV should be on or off. Meanwhile you’re over here inventing a new genre of technological art.

16.02.2026 11:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hole fess.

15.02.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great question.

14.02.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re warm! They’ve been in my pocket. Have them!

11.02.2026 10:58 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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huge fan of this frostpunk achievement

09.02.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 2657 πŸ” 203 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 5
A screenshot of Helios from No Man’s Sky saying β€œAh, young one... you who still roam the boundaries of this universe... how I envy you! My time out in reality has long passed, but I do so miss it.”

A screenshot of Helios from No Man’s Sky saying β€œAh, young one... you who still roam the boundaries of this universe... how I envy you! My time out in reality has long passed, but I do so miss it.”

I really enjoy catching up with weirdos in the Anomaly in No Man’s Sky, they’re so welcoming and philosophical.

08.02.2026 11:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a chat bubble saying β€œexistence is pain” with a Haha react applied.

Screenshot of a chat bubble saying β€œexistence is pain” with a Haha react applied.

Ha
Ha

08.02.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone: slams a car door 3 houses away.

My dog: u fuckin wot πŸ”ͺ

06.02.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œPeople are allowed to exist”

04.02.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You saved his life, and he went on to create great things.

03.02.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Very impressive!

01.02.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow she didn’t flinch, didn’t break eye contact.

28.01.2026 07:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for blessing the world with the phrase β€œshit himself awake” πŸ™

28.01.2026 06:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was it one of those burps that you can see starts in their tummy, then travels up their neck and then just kinda ploops out their mouth while they stare into the distance for a sec…?

26.01.2026 11:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wake up. Make breakfast. Do email. Watch a murder. Go to a party for a 5 year old. Laugh with my daughter. See a different angle of that murder. Hear govt officials slander the victim. Play Barbies with my kid. Feed her dinner. Tear up at that victim reading last honors to a vet. Put kid to bed. USA

25.01.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 7003 πŸ” 1425 πŸ’¬ 75 πŸ“Œ 51

Or doing the exasperated arm-wave so often that your arms fall off.

25.01.2026 06:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Came here to say the same thing! Amazing.

16.01.2026 11:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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"The light, forgotten"
2hrs speedpaint

#hollowknight #art

16.01.2026 09:25 πŸ‘ 2741 πŸ” 437 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1

What happened pls πŸ«–

16.01.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Me holding a small Pomeranian/spitz dog off the ground, who is still trying to fight the other dogs at the dog park.

Me holding a small Pomeranian/spitz dog off the ground, who is still trying to fight the other dogs at the dog park.

Me holding the dog so far off the ground that he can’t engage other dogs. He seems to be enjoying the vantage point, scanning for his next victim.

Me holding the dog so far off the ground that he can’t engage other dogs. He seems to be enjoying the vantage point, scanning for his next victim.

A lot of people say β€œmy dog’s not normally like this!”

Well my dog is like this so much that he has his own handle.

15.01.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0