Elisabeth Rappe

my android assistant when, clutching my throat and sinking to my knees, i reach a hand up and hoarsely demand "the antidote"

Same. I had ET and Indy, and a bunch of Disney movies. My sister and I watched CINDERELLA probably every day just because

@stewbiedoo.bsky.social I’m blown away that I saw LOTR like, 2-3 times. Such a commitment!!

Same. I bet I’ve seen RAIDERS a hundred times? But it’s maybe once a year, tops. I think Mom’s done DOWNTON 20 times in half the span……..

I have lost count of how many times my mom has watched that and ALL CREATURES. I love comfort viewing but…yeaaaaaah.

The thing that sucks about being interested in someone is that you feel singlehood far, far more keenly. Triples the “Am I really so bad at this?” feelings. “Am I that awful?” etc.

Really want to revive my 8 year old self and go as the BRIDE again but I got zero plans this year, as usual.

Watching BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN and I have new bedroom goals

Back at the vet. Trying to be a brave boy. I wanted to beg them to let me back there and help.

The pain was truly unexpected

If you’re wondering “what’s the worst lunch break a girl can have on a Friday” it’s getting stung on the inside of your lip by a wasp, who crawled between you and the kombucha bottle.

Depressed today. Really hitting a wall with all work, no play, and the reality of a loveless (save dogs) single existence.

Pretty pathetic I’ve gone for 40 years hoping a guy I liked told me I had pretty eyes. 🙄😒

I hit on an eyeshadow combination that gets me compliments from everyone. Customers keep asking me what it is. It’s made me wildly egotistical save for one thing — they’re not my crush, so, ultimately it all rings a little hollow.

**Evidenced by the fact that as far as I know, China White is heroin and not cocaine

Right then the chair of the department (also my Torts professor) walks in and says “Whoa! New California sounds amazing! Elisabeth says they have pure china white!!”

Me: “Can I stress that I’ve never done cocaine or any hard drugs? I … I just listen to music??”

Me: “Yes. We don’t know the street value or the quantity, so the $500 part may not be satisfied. We don’t know if it’s a bump of cocaine for personal enjoyment or an entire brick of pure China White**”

In yet another chapter of “Elisabeth makes an obnoxious dork of herself,” there I was in class with my GOODFELLAS scenario.

Professor: “So you’re arguing that the value of the cocaine is key.”

Yeah, for all the outdoorsy festival shit here, it’s an overnight and that means major expense and time. Oh to live that life!

I feel this even though Colorado is substantially smaller. I love Red Rocks, I’d crawl on broken glass, but it’s a drive. And driving home in the twisty windy dark mountains is a high price.

Wake up, Jose! It’s showtime!

I didn’t even get to speak to the one man in town I find attractive, because I was too busy shoveling food into bags, while the customers ate more food in front of me and wondered aloud about what to buy for dinner. HOW can they live like this.

Most Americans can only do 2 things — eat and spend money. Unless you take away both, they will never unify and revolt. As long as they can keep buying and eating, nothing will matter.

Feeling mildly depressed. My last weekend before what promises to be a tough semester, and I spent it serving soul-dead Americans who appreciate nothing. They don’t value their time. Their families. Their lives. They don’t appreciate their money.

I don’t know why the Allfather sends the world’s weirdos to our door, but not the staff to deal with them. I can only assume it is a test of wisdom and endurance.

(But seriously, Castle Rock, it’s 9:45pm on a Wednesday. Ask yourself why you’re buying a single tomato.)

Catching up with STRANGE NEW WORLDS and man, “These Old Scientists” was adorable. This show is so fun.

Eowyn remains one of my biggest disappointments in fantasy literature. She’s a boy crazy drip. She’s not a shieldmaiden. Even Jackson doesn’t redeem her in any way.

This goes all the way back to the book. I never understood how Tolkien, who loved that poetry and world, wrote such a repulsive version of it.

Watching TWO TOWERS (because it takes me days to do LOTR now) and my greatest sorrow is that I loathe the Rohan characters. Everything about it is designed to be my jam and I loathe it!

Watching TWO TOWERS and I love every thing about Viggo Mortensen but he was god tier gorgeous as Aragorn. I papered my college-era walls with the posters. No regrets.