Jonathan

Oh absolutely, I’ve wasted so much time and money watching these useless twats 😭

I’ve accepted relegation in highly likely now. As much as I don’t want it to happen, perhaps a true extension level event is what the club needs to get onto a truly better path. Either way, life goes on and it’s just football.

Pragmatic and calm approach from Starmer. Obviously lots of very thick Reform-types are going to hate that sort of sensible behaviour.

Last night at Spurs genuinely feels like a fever dream. Completely and total apathy after the red and penalty, it all felt so inevitable. I’ve now accepted that we’ll likely be a championship team next year, it’s actually a relief. Life goes on, it’s only football.

Stadium was absolutely toxic once we went 3-1 down. Get ready to learn championship, buddy.

😭

Tomorrow could genuinely be the last premier league game I go to for a very long time 😭

TOTTENHAM PLEASE JUST FUCKING WIN A GAME OF FOOTBALL TOMORROW!!!!!

Well, these are about the worst results you could hope for 😭

I must have been watching different PMQs than you this year..

Fuck is this prick on about lol?

Fingers crossed 🤞

They just look so disjointed and out of ideas 🫤

Tel and Richarlison better be starting Thursday!

Should be 5-0 down here. We’re doomed.

I’m not angry anymore, apathy and exhaustion has washed that away. I’ll still go to Palace on Thursday and cheer them on, but it’s starting to feel increasingly likely we’re doomed now.

Nothing more cringey than the ‘soccer’ scene in the first season of the sopranos. Quite literally one of the worst things ever committed to film. Still, best TV show ever 😄

This Dortmund v Bayern game!! 😮‍💨

There is always a tweet.

Arsenal jamming the easiest run to a final ever seen 😭

I think the best thing that may come from this by-election (apart from Reform losing), is that hopefully it will finally make Labour realise that lurching to the right is an incredibly shit idea and that most sensible people will turn their backs unless the ship is righted (of ‘lefted’ as it were).

For those in the UK please help and sign the petition.

The House of Lords is sabotaging the UK assisted dying laws.

The terminally ill will pay the consequences.

Shame on the House of Lords.

Shame on the UK Parliamentary system allowing this.

The people deserve better from their Govt. Sigh.

Well done, Jersey. #YesToDignity @dignityindying.org.uk

Good effort! I’ve done about 75% of the Spanish course, how long did it take you to finish French?

• ⁠Inflation down
• ⁠Interest rates down
• ⁠Waiting lists down dramatically
• ⁠Net migration halved
• ⁠Economy grown
• ⁠Energy price cap coming down
• ⁠Strikes ended
• ⁠Free school meals
• ⁠Rail fares frozen

“bUt wE neED rEForm to stoP tHe faCKin’ BoATS!!”

#FuckFarage

Reform UK Accused Of 'Declaring War On Workers' Over Plan To Scrap Employment Rights Deputy leader Richard Tice said the move would help tackle the cost of living.

Swaggering moron, Tice, confirms again that Reform will scrap Labour’s improvements to workers’ rights.
Know your place plebs. Reform is a party for rich, racist white men who want to remove your rights to protect their interests. Don’t be their useful idiot.
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/reform...

Just seen the Gabriel dive. Absolutely unbelievable, WHAT DOES VAR ACTUALLY DO???? 🤯

We are so fucked 😭