@JeffPassan tweeted
BREAKING: Atlanta Braves designated hitter Jurickson Profar is facing a 162-game suspension after testing positive for a performance-enhancing drug for the second time, sources told ESPN. News free at ESPN: https://t.co/Od2Cht2QUO
what is your goddamn problem @JuricksonProfar
Bye. Like tf.
When @samneher24.bsky.social tells me one of the padres new minor leaguers is Lin Manuel Miranda’s cousin:
@JeffPassan tweeted
BREAKING: Nine-time All-Star Chris Sale and the Atlanta Braves are in agreement on a one-year, $27 million contract extension that includes a club option for $30 million in 2028, sources tell ESPN. Sale, 36, was set to hit free agency after this season but will remain in Atlanta.
The Atlanta Braves today announced the launch of BravesVision, a multimedia platform owned and operated by the organization that will become the official local television home of the Braves beginning with the 2026 baseball season. BravesVision will usher in a new era of broadcasting, where the Braves organization will have full oversight of the production, sales, marketing, and distribution of its telecasts. BravesVision will produce more than 140 games, as well as extensive pre-game and post-game programming, throughout the 2026 regular season and give fans across the organization’s six state territory multiple options to watch Braves games without blackouts.
Oh ok that was three days ago who can keep track but you get the sentiment. Shit’s tough.
Day 2 of these videos and I am at a loss still. I started the video like ok cool I looked them up yesterday I got this. Failed on the first one.
The Braves posted a vday video of them giving out candy to the players as they rolled up to spring training and lemme tell you. I gotta relearn my Braves. Bc who the heck.
An elementary school class wrote to Ozzie Albies for recommendations for fish for their new class pet
He showed up and taught them how to take care of it, set everything up and gifted them one of his own fish
🥺🥺🥺
Baseball is the best
(Andreia Albies/IG)
You know what. This checks out. Of course of course. It’s fine. I’m fine.
It’s gotta be blooper right?
I’m cackling
That entire Halftime special was a celebration of community, love, music, diversity and Puerto Rico and very deliberate middle finger to colonization and white supremacy.
Jar, it’s so beautiful!!
That poor man’s face, my GAWD
If anything I’m glad I don’t have to listen to Andruw discourse anymore.
You ever buy a candle thinking it will smell like “spiced apple vanilla” but find out it smells like wood tip wine black n milds? Oh just me? Ok
This really is the worst timeline
Hanging out with my friend, Jane Austen, who knows a thing or two about not having cell service.
Braves terminate broadcast contract with FanDuel Sports Network, per report www.batterypower.com/mlb-news/124...
NEWS: The nine MLB teams televised by FanDuel Sports Network have terminated their contracts with FanDuel SN and Main Street Sports Group, two people briefed on the contracts told @evandrellich.bsky.social.
BREAKING NEWS: The Washington Wizards have agreed to trade for Trae Young, sending CJ McCollum and Corey Kispert to the Atlanta Hawks, sources tell The Athletic's David Aldridge and @joshrobbins.bsky.social.
beanz
Dunkin’ gave me a purse for my donut
Thank you, Rakes
Already plenty of material this offseason, eh?
Stick around this time would ya
@samneher24.bsky.social
Oh shit. I remembered my password for this place. Hell yeah, get rekt dementia
