Bitchasaurus Rex 💅🏻🦖

the snow has almost melted enough to get at my tire to fix it!! i can’t wait to not be trapped in my house anymore hoorayyyy

babbling about my special interests with such intensity and fervor that you fall into a trance, call that hypno𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘮

my life is an absolute fucking joke rn bc why the fuck is one of my tires completely fucking flat

tbf mr brightside is a banger

sometimes i just do shit www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1782...

911 Lone Star is so goddamn good man i fucking love this show

can you guess my favorite color

bonus round

in case you aren’t on twitter (smart move) please enjoy this compilation of me looking incredibly hot recently

like oh yeah babe totally green hair actually runs in the family! and also it’s a wig!! 😹

it’s her birthday so i went to visit and a nurse asked who i was there to see and when i said my moms name she goes “oh my GOD look at your hair of course you’re her daughter i can’t believe i even had to ask”

evergreen

stopppp ilysm angel 😊

i’m so stressed i’m about to vomit everywhere but fuck it we ball

is it not common sense that you don’t put drain clog dissolver (or any cleaning product) in the same grocery bag as food or meds? anything you ingest, really. do you not keep that shit separated in case it leaks and contaminates something you put INSIDE your body?!

ordered a 10pack of moving boxes from walmart. 13$. they did the shopping while i was doing trash + recycling so i didn’t clock that they substituted it for a “heavy duty” pack that was THIRTY FUCKING DOLLARS oh i am fucking FURIOUS right now what the FUCK were they thinking

just said “ouh! that’s chilly!” about a breeze that came in the open window… fall my lover i can feel you calling to me. make haste, my sweet, for i long to linger in your chilly embrace once again

big ol bitch with a buzz cut ✨

a solid 90-95% of my hair has fallen out since i got sick which has devastatingly forced me to cut it, but honestly…? the bob is kinda a vibe

i truly believe this is a peak look for me ngl

i like that i just show up here every so often to manically post a bunch of selfies and unhinged chaos thoughts and then disappear into the ether for weeks/months at a time. very alluring, so mysterious, what a great way to build a platform

absolutely mind boggling that all i need to do to feel good about myself is change out of my soft baggy shapeless black maxi dress into a slightly less shapeless soft baggy black maxi dress… the ears and chains definitely help tho 🤭

hey quick question what the fuck

honey. baby. angel. my love. i hate u. can’t wait to stab u into my thigh once you’ve stopped being a frigid bitch

@ lil cesars i’ve got a branding opportunity for y’all

brand new experience: peeling my nipple

vicks lotion puffs tissues i luv u

watching the liver king doc again cuz im in a brain food mood and honestly i say this with the deepest, most unyielding scorn i can manage… if you ever thought he was natty you’re dumber than a fuckin box of rocks

my mom dyed her hair purple i am so fucking obsessed with her

those lil pizza cupcake bitches from lil cesar’s fucking slap actually