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James Korsmo (Respect The Hog Line)

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Packers, Bucks, Brewers, Badgers, Nachos. Everybody has abs, mine are just inverted.

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People waiting on LVN to make that jump

(Spoiler alert: he won't)

09.03.2026 17:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Enagbare leaving really really sucks.

09.03.2026 17:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love Malik, way to get that Flynn money

09.03.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iritis. Severe inflammation, starting in the iris but spread throughout the eye. Could be caused by a bunch of stuff, but none of it really applies to me, so the doctors have no idea why it happened.

07.03.2026 22:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, hourly. Like clockwork. Plus drops to keep my pupil dilated all day. Fun times.

07.03.2026 22:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The first pic is from this past Monday. I was in the Dells for a work conference, and woke up with a flaming cheeto eye. It hurt so much, like so so much. Stayed in my room with the lights off and curtain closed for about 36 hours. 2nd pic is from today. Prednisone eyedrops hourly since Wednesday.

07.03.2026 22:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who wants to see a couple of gross pictures?

07.03.2026 21:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We already have 2 of them here.

05.03.2026 21:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This story is much better if I tell it verbally lol.

05.03.2026 13:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and 20 years later here we are.

05.03.2026 13:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Ops Manager put her business card in my shirt pocket and said "This doesn't disqualify you, we really want to interview you so please call me when you get out!" At the time I wasn't exactly keen on that, but when I was picking up my truck from the parking lot, I thought what the hell...

05.03.2026 13:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wife and handcuffed me to a chair in the WSD lobby. The deputy had a trainee whom he made babysit me while we waited. The trainee spent the entire time telling me how much he hated the deputy training him. I felt very similarly. But on my way to the squad car as we were leaving for the jail,

05.03.2026 13:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At some point they got pulled over and used that fake license. Of course they never paid the ticket. Flash forward to my "job interview"--which was a set up to get me arrested. I show up, and suddenly there are 2 deputies there....long story short I got to take a field trip. They let me call my

05.03.2026 13:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

About 6 months before I applied, my car was broken into. Whoever did it got enough of my information from something in the car to steal my identity. They tried opening up credit cards, but I was young and had shitty credit so that didn't work out so well. But they were able to get a driver's license

05.03.2026 13:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Loved that place. Was really bummed when it burned down.

05.03.2026 13:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got arrested at my job interview, still got the job, and in August will have been there 20 years.

05.03.2026 13:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Michael's House of Prime?

05.03.2026 13:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember when the players all came out and danced in a conga line the game after Griffin was fired

03.03.2026 02:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I actually really like the Kalahari, the conference center is an easy walk from your room, nice amenities, etc.

01.03.2026 23:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doc Rivers teach me your job security secrets

01.03.2026 23:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yessir

01.03.2026 23:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The most amazing garbage collection alleyway in all of the Dells. Behold it's majesty, but dont look too long lest the jealousy slowly eats away your insides

The most amazing garbage collection alleyway in all of the Dells. Behold it's majesty, but dont look too long lest the jealousy slowly eats away your insides

Check out this amazing view I have from my room at this work conference

01.03.2026 22:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's the most embarrassing Bucks loss since....well maybe ever

01.03.2026 22:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Vikings and Bears fans not understanding context

01.03.2026 14:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ah yes, it was Jordan Love who caused every other facet of the Packers to revert into pop warner mode in the 4th quarter

01.03.2026 14:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How much would it cost to have game day childcare? Good lord that's just cheapness.

26.02.2026 21:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Most failing upward win ever

26.02.2026 03:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dude had 4 incorrect guesses and tried to buy 3 vowels that weren't in the puzzles.

26.02.2026 00:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Especially Jack. I'm surprised he hasn't swallowed his own tongue

26.02.2026 00:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The contestants on Wheel of Fortune tonight might be the dumbest human beings ever chosen to be on a game show

26.02.2026 00:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0