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πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦Gardener, cook, scribbler and god-botherer. Author of the Polly Deacon mysteries.

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What the heck is β€œreportedly killed”???

09.03.2026 11:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lad is wearing a tie for this adventure. ❀️

09.03.2026 10:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

His hands are a bit weird. But the carpet is gorgeous.

08.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s very likely. He’s rotting.

08.03.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks. That really needed to be said.

08.03.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I heard that. Thought β€œHuh. Bluesky mentioned on a CBC program”. Then, β€œHey - that’s my thing I do. Kewel.” So, thanks. Felt sort of in-crowd-y for a moment.

08.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I will haf de one wif cream onnit.

07.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I blocked the last person who reposted this, actually.

07.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

O such nomness.

07.03.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You mayn’t have a nice day, darling, until you’ve finished all your nasty ones.

07.03.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oooh! Where’s the sale?

07.03.2026 11:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Might be good to get a backup.

06.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a nasty little packet she is, to be sure.

06.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We just had cashew chicken and coconut rice from the angry Thai guy. Excellent meal.

06.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🎡deedle do do, wash lobster!🎡

06.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think if the EU gets involved, we’re cooked. Your friend might like to take on staff.

06.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a recipe. They’re awfully good homemade.

06.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can go to bed happy tonight.

06.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No longer legal? Or the glasses melted.

06.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You have 11% beer???

06.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

His little pupils actually dilate. 😁

06.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If they had them in adult sizes, I’d buy them.

06.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a splendid idea. Doodlepants.

06.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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How a US Invasion of Canada Would Really Unfoldβ€”And How We Fight Back | The Walrus American aggression is no longer theoretical

This is well worth reading and sharing, o people. thewalrus.ca/how-a-us-inv...

06.03.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh, yes. Broderie anglais dress and sweet lemon cardy. What could possibly go wrong?

06.03.2026 10:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Isn’t that more or less what Trump said about the No Kings protest? How pathetically unoriginal.

05.03.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Old friends curled up, waiting to be reunited with their mates, all fuzzy and hopeful.

05.03.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yon bird looks very annoyed.

05.03.2026 10:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, you’re right. I’ve looked back and his initial statement supported the strikes. He said it was with regret. Not enough, I suppose. Though the current statement is less cringey.

05.03.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0