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‘Staples Baddie’ prints out a new page of her career | CNN Business Kaeden Rowland, a 22-year-old print specialist at Staples, has become TikTok famous for her videos about the office supply chain’s products and services. These days, there are other opportunities in h...

The only good story of 2026? www.cnn.com/2026/03/02/b...

Josh Rocks

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America is running out of Topo Chico mineral water | CNN Business Coca-Cola, which owns the carbonated mineral water brand, said the flagship product sold in glass bottles is “temporarily unavailable” in the United States because of “facility upgrades at the water s...

Theyre Maaloxing Topo Chico www.cnn.com/2026/02/20/f...

Me a month ago: Ugh this Chinamaxxing trend is tedious and problematic
Me today: THIS PIG NEEDS SLEEP

Chinese zodiac predictions: What’s in store for 2026 as we enter the Year of the Fire Horse | CNN Don’t worry if you don’t have a personal geomancer on your phone — we’ve done the cosmic legwork for you, rounding up this year’s Chinese zodiac fortune guide with the help of a seasoned master.

www.cnn.com/travel/chine...

“It’s important for Pigs to remember to give themselves time to heal from last year’s drama” THIS IS WHAT I AM SAYING

Italy’s famous ‘Lovers’ Arch’ collapses on Valentine’s Day | CNN A powerful Valentine’s Day storm destroyed a centuries-old seaside arch in southern Italy long associated with romance, dealing a blow to local tourism and highlighting concerns about coastal erosion ...

Finally some good news!!! www.cnn.com/2026/02/16/t...

Been married a real long time and just found out he despises curling

Why haven’t humans been back to the moon in over 50 years? | CNN Humans haven’t been back to the lunar surface since the Apollo moon program ended over five decade ago. The reasons why go beyond science, according to experts.

'Cause it's haunted

www.cnn.com/2026/02/13/s...

A Grand Theory of Celebrity and Who-dom What does fame mean today? The hosts of the popular Who? Weekly podcast have written a book that explores the question.

www.vulture.com/article/who-...

The book isn’t a reference guide through all those episodes, though. It’s making a specific argument. What is it? Finger: That it’s easier than ever to become famous, but the definition of fame has changed. It used to imply a monoculture, a kind of ubiquity. People say “famous” all the time, but the word has been siloed and segmented over the past 15 years. It’s easier to become famous, but it means less than ever.

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TUMBLR.

THE PORN BAN GUY FROM TUMBLR IS GOING TO RUN THE WASHINGTON POST.

Look I've been pushing back on the idea that Bezos is intentionally sabotaging the paper but COME ON this is a man who thought he could just take the boobs and dicks off of *Tumblr.*

Iconic quote.

Haiti wow ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

New Joanna Newsom dropped (no I mean a new Joanna Newsom)

cover of The Washington Post on Wednesday Feb 4, 2026. Headline on bottom, right: Musk wanted to hook users; his chatbot got more sexual

My story on Elon Musk cutting safeguards at xAI is on the front page of today's @washingtonpost.com. I’m also among 100’s of reporters laid off. I absolutely loved my job my brilliant coworkers & the thrill of reporting @ the center of forces upending the world: AI & Silicon Valley’s political power

Best gas masks “How did these people go out and get gas masks?” AG Bondi asked.

FYI the CM-8M can integrate with a Camelbak for on-the-go hydration. You really get what you pay for!
www.theverge.com/policy/86857...

Best gas masks “How did these people go out and get gas masks?” AG Bondi asked.

started getting instagram ads for mira's toddler-sized gas masks while putting together this article. also, at the same time, saw videos of that preschool getting tear gassed. no we will not be adding a section on the best gas mask for toddlers www.theverge.com/policy/86857...

TODAY'S FILMS GOODBYE, DRAGON INN 11:00am CINDERELLA 11:00am POLICE STORY 12:45pm STROMBOLI 1:00pm THE NAKED ISLAND 2:50pm SANS LENDEMAIN 3:15pm CACHÉ 5:00pm UNCLE MUSTACHE + JOURNEY + WAITING 5:10pm AS TEARS GO BY 7:25pm HARMONICA 7:30pm SAFE 9:30pm BODY DOUBLE 9:30pm

Unhinged levels of film today at @metrographnyc.bsky.social — imagine locking in for nearly any triple feature here but also imagine choosing between Safe and Body Double 🥹

I invented gawker stalker and it was all day after posting. Half the sightings were sent in by celebrity publicists desperate to let everyone know their clients were seen at Nobu or whatever, but that didn’t stop some celebs from claiming their safety was threatened

we said all along that they wanted Gawker dead not because we embarrassed a pro wrestler but because the Epstein story is one Gawker was covering a decade before most other people caught up & was just one of many stories exposing powerful people and their misdeeds

Among the batch of newly released emails from Jeffrey Epstein: Epstein telling Peter Thiel he would “gladly share…expenses for the Gawker suit.”

This was sent the day after @rmac.bsky.social and @mattdrange.bsky.social reported in Forbes that Thiel was behind the lawsuit that would bankrupt Gawker

Amazon Found ‘High Volume’ Of Child Sex Abuse Material in AI Training Data The tech giant reported hundreds of thousands of cases of suspected child sexual abuse material, but won’t say where it came from

2026 is really amazing. www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

Word of the Week: Being a ‘commuter’ in Minneapolis means tailing ICE | CNN Used since the mid-19th century as a term for someone who routinely travels to and from work, being a “commuter” in Minneapolis these days is another kind of often-tedious obligation.

Language!

Alex Pretti was in earlier confrontation with federal agents who tackled him, broke his rib, sources say | CNN Federal immigration officials have been collecting information on protesters and agitators, sources told CNN.

www.cnn.com/2026/01/27/u...

The surveillance industry is ramping up.
“Hey you, you were protesting three months ago. You just refuse to learn?”

NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani helps stuck motorist dig out | CNN The New York City Mayor’s Office shared video showing Mayor Zohran Mamdani helping a stranded motorist dig out a vehicle, as snowy conditions left drivers stuck and travel difficult across the city.

Good luck to this mayor, who is by his own admission muscle-free www.cnn.com/2026/01/25/w...

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Outraged nail artists are giving ICE the finger | CNN Most Americans really don’t like how immigration agents are operating in US cities. For some nail technicians and amateur nail artists, their vivid and ever-updated creations have become a natural out...

“I’m not having it. And I want people to know that I’m not having it.” www.cnn.com/2026/01/24/s...