SNL-big-penis-therapy.mp4

I would give anything to eavesdrop on the therapy sessions of a man who does vanity micro-reps.

Is this an offer or a request

I kinda needed to hear this today, thank you ❤️

!!! Hell yeah!!! Congrats!!!

I‘d have winked at dad tbh

I know I’m slowly sneaking back onto this platform but I will say that taking ~1yr off of all platforms where people go viral for their physique has worked WONDERS for my mental health so I may need to just commit to being a full on Luddite.

(Y’all look great though!)

Plz disambiguate “son” for me

Movies should be shorter when you rewatch them. Die Hard needs a weeknight edit with fewer long-haired blonde men.

”Masc” in the sense that my favorite Powerpuff Girl is Buttercup

*Niche post alert*

I really need Jenny Nicholson to do a script doctor for the 2020 Dolly Parton direct-to-Netflix special “Christmas on the Square” because it is pure camp nonsense and feels like a first draft script that somehow made it to release without a single revision.

I need a Miss Piggy movie so she can get the Oscar she deserves.

As someone whose mom took Tylenol, I felt very seen and loved by minute 9-ish

Never fear -
Brooklyn’s here!

Websites with a footer AND infinite scroll: who hurt you?

Dreams that you dare to dream really do come true 🥲

Compersion! (I have this)

It is honestly really validating to know I’m not the only one feeling this way

Words to live by

It’s so 💔💔💔

It’s so good

Can’t tell if this is horny or angry tbh

Blessed with a rugby body

Cursed with zero interest in contact sports

The Ring Police sounds like the title of a John Scalzi novel

KFKF represent!

I’ll give em a shot!

I’ve used them and their plant based is ugh (and so is everyone else’s so it’s not a unique failing)

Husband: “it is homophobic to ask me to choose”

“Noun is nouning” plz just learn a second word

Hell yeah