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Host and producer of the Junk Filter podcast. Toronto born and raised. patreon.com/junkfilter

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Jar-Jar Binks-ass name

07.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Quagmire incoming

07.03.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

Did you learn about these things from Hillary and Kamala or did you already know

07.03.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Vertigo (Hitchcock, 1958)

07.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo

07.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 5738 πŸ” 1104 πŸ’¬ 120 πŸ“Œ 41

You gotta hand it to Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris: they were the only two people who predicted that Donald Trump would be bad

07.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 483 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 5

Weird location for a humblebrag. Also she didn’t β€œpredict” this stuff would happen. She just didn’t do enough to stop it

07.03.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t think of a better one

07.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
SCTV - PET PEEVES OF THE STARS - Morgan Fairchild
SCTV - PET PEEVES OF THE STARS - Morgan Fairchild YouTube video by TVOR - The Voice of Reason

Pet Peeves of the Stars

youtu.be/sbTGT79pIRk?...

06.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
SCTV-Troy Soren Editorial Reply
SCTV-Troy Soren Editorial Reply YouTube video by B T Ventura

Martin Short was the king of β€œTake It Or Leave It” characters like Ed Grimley, Jackie Rogers Jr. or Troy Soren where you either think it’s brilliant or you literally can’t stand him (I think it’s brilliant), pioneering work in cringe comedy

youtu.be/KgoCEjyyVYc

07.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Clifford himself

07.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

'She taxes me to death/I can't afford me dope' is a killer Fall lyric

07.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
If l've never watched before, where should I start?
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If l've never watched before, where should I start? NGL

Start with the 4th season, when they started on NBC, they explain the conceit in the opening credits and many of the sketches in the first half of that season are some of their greatest hits from the early years.

07.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As did I

07.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Queen Haters "I Hate The Bloody Queen"
The Queen Haters "I Hate The Bloody Queen" YouTube video by Punk Rick's Videos

SCTV’s punk rock parody on Mel’s Rock Pile which is legit good and with actual eighties punk energy, not corny, huge huge laugh at the look on Candy’s face as the drummer when they cut back to him.

youtu.be/ThrkJKxRNXo

07.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4
Where can I get a 7" of The Queen Haters?

Where can I get a 7" of The Queen Haters?

I don’t think you can buy the song β€œI Hate The Bloody Queen” by The Queen Haters but I was once introduced to the punk guitarist who plays the solo Eugene Levy is miming in that sketch. Candy and O’Hara in particular had connections to Toronto’s cool music scene in the eighties

07.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Will the Scorsese reunion doc ever see the light of day?
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Will the Scorsese reunion doc ever see the light of day? NGL

It was filmed 8 years ago and is still officially β€œpostponed” not officially cancelled, I was there and hope it eventually sees the light of day, I’ve heard every excuse from technical problems to rights issues to Scorsese’s schedule as the reason why not. O’Hara’s death reminds us they should hurry

07.03.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Aaam buuuumed oooooot

07.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
What Canadian reference would have been most confusing to Americans at the time?
And now?
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What Canadian reference would have been most confusing to Americans at the time? And now? NGL

On the SCTV where a writers strike means they show CBC programming there is a β€œHinterland Who’s Who” parody commercial where there is no joke, they just do a straightfaced ad read about a woodchuck exactly like the real ones. Americans would be like β€œhuh? I don’t get it”, Canadians would be howling

07.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mojo

07.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Is it true there are plenty of jobs in Toronto?

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Is it true there are plenty of jobs in Toronto? NGL

🎢There's a rainbow in Toronto where the Maritimers are bold
They always get a potfull but they never get a pot of gold
But they're to it and at it at it and to it
Ya gotta tune your attitude in
If ya don't get at it when ya get to it
Ya won't get to it to get at it again

07.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

They said it! They said they got lots of work done because there wasn’t much else to distract them

07.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Did Bobby Bittman and Lola Heatherton ever get it on?
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Did Bobby Bittman and Lola Heatherton ever get it on? NGL

Lola Heatherton alleged that indeed Bobby β€œHow Was I?” Bittman was one of the men she slept with at SCTV, along with Guy Caballero and Johnny LaRue, she revealed this on her live comeback special. This was before she finally found love with the choreographer Juul Haalmeyer in 1982

07.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That was a really funny one β€œRome, Italian Style” or something

07.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He said what he said

07.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
DOJ releases Epstein files with accusations against Trump Over the course of four interviews in 2019, a woman told the FBI that Epstein and Trump sexually abused her in the 1980s.

β€œA DOJ source told the Miami Herald that agents found her to be credibleβ€”and that they would not have interviewed her four times if they thought she was lying.”

@jkbjournalist.bsky.social bringing it home
www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...

07.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 3461 πŸ” 1484 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 64
favorite extended parody, movie or otherwise?
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favorite extended parody, movie or otherwise? NGL

I’ll name one nobody names: they did a 10 minute parody of the sixties melodrama The Oscar called The Nobel which was a parody on a granular level of one of the worst movies ever made (complimentary). The important thing about SCTV’s appeal is that they were trying to make EACH OTHER laugh

07.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
What would an SCTV Ella McCay sketch look like?

What would an SCTV Ella McCay sketch look like?

The SCTV Ella McCay parody would have starred Edith Prickley as Ella PrickLay

07.03.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
NGL question: β€œGiven the rumor that certain cast members rejected the idea of Jim Carrey joining as a potential new cast member during the Cinemax season, do you think the show could have carried on with a rotating cast a la SNL?”

NGL question: β€œGiven the rumor that certain cast members rejected the idea of Jim Carrey joining as a potential new cast member during the Cinemax season, do you think the show could have carried on with a rotating cast a la SNL?”

I’m glad we got that final Cinemax season even if it’s not as good, but you could see by that point that the end was nigh, the pressure was on the remaining cast to do other things, the new cast weren’t as equipped. SCTV was critically acclaimed /well respected but the ratings were never there.

07.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mrs Faldo was great but you can’t beat Floyd Robertson / Count Floyd and his multi-season struggles with alcoholism and hating Earl with every fiber of his being

06.03.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0