Noah DuPont

Someone else’s money.

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

Central Florida baby.

rodney dangerfield

They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!

Go Mariners

Go Hawks but…….

No Kings includes Draft Kings

I want to go to Haunted House even more than I want to go to Aqua.

Reheating this for no reason in particular

It’s the same person. Travis just set up a mirror.

You accidentally make eye contact and say hi to Travis

They knew you were gonna launch into your “would you look at that” impersonation and just couldn’t deal with it today.

He should NOT look into every single year of Ewers in college.

How is tables a job?

Head coach

It’s true Travis, if a guy with no practice reps comes in and doesn’t produce during the one drive in overtime, regardless of the previous performance in the game, then he’s a no for me dog.

Nathan today

Fuck Bob. Goddamn dick.

Being a Mariners fan today got me like

Travis gets the YIPS when he sees it coming in the notes.

@tworsandtwols.bsky.social dey talking about you on the call!