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happy belated birthday you wonderful space nerd! :)

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for real. People should be reading about the effects of Zinc overabundance that super-protein diets cause. :(
Also your pee will smell like cat food.

a man is cooking chicken in a pan and smiling. Text says "Respectfully I don't think cooking together is romantic I actually need you to move out of the way please."

I'm finally learning to share.
My kids are starting to feel comfortable in the kitchen.
I didn't mean to almost screw up my kids, I just really didn't want to drop a hot pan or knife around a little kid in my blind spot.
I'm trying. We're all trying.
Isn't that really what parenting is?
#parenting

The Update - Penny Arcade Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.

same, friend, same.
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/0...

My house smells like maple bacon right now. #ThisIsLove

So I guess maybe I shouldn't be surprised Netflix just told me they'd stop supporting my device.
Kudos to the PS3 for lasting SO very much longer then either of my PS2s.
(I was there, when all the spindles failed....I lived through the times of upside-down consoles....)

hello pretty babies!

a large bottle of Glucosamine pills that appears to have two red arms and is giving the "thumbs up" gesture with both hands.

Protip: These phone holders are the perfect size for giant vitamin bottles and make you feel like you've just done a good job when you take your pills.

The Greenland slogan is funny, but the hats definitely made us do a double take at first we thought they were MAGA gear. It actually stands for Make America Go Away.

Love the delicacy of your lines on the bird, and the background. Serenely lovely piece.

after my interview today
I forgot to put my face away:
wore that mildly-delighted
engaging voice
and my coloured-blouse
all the way home.

It's wild how much the world
loves a smile.

#poetry #publicperception #masking

anyone in Ottawa going to this? The book sounds fascinating. #writersfestival

writersfestival.org/events/sprin...

srsly. Etail encapsulates all the reasons we shouldn't have replaced all our editors with shitty a.i.

did u know the library has all this stuff to use? #ottawa #learning #makers

booking.biblioottawalibrary.ca/en/equipment

Connections is straight up making up words now but whatever. I won't be defeated.

Connections
Puzzle #938
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟪🟪🟪🟪

true ADHD wisdom from the Vibe with Ky.
If at first you don't succeed, try again with cheese and lowered expectations.

PSA: those flashing crosswalk signs should NOT be treated as a yellow-light that you can maybe get through before it turns red if you speed up.
They flash, you stop your car and let the children cross.

Also Fuck that guy and his shitty grey van. As if I didn't get the plate #.

The city blinks off
but across the dark parking-lot
your open doorway is a beacon:
a rectangle of warm light
with a person-shaped hole inside.

#poetry #solarflares

Princess Donut The Queen Anne Chonk (A stuffed toy cat) wearing large sunglasses and a Santa hat in front of a small Xmas tree. The Text "Merry Christmas" floats over the image near the top.

This year's Xmas cards are ready to print.
Outfit for Donut courtesy of my husband who originally bought it to put on the skull that houses his webcam.
#DungeonCrawlerCarl #DCC #PrincessDonut

the bank machine straight up asked me "you know you can just take a picture of the cheque, right?" and I have lived with direct deposit for so long I actually forgot that.
Also, I'm old and I don't trust the banks and get off my lawn.

Closeup of a wooden bar with a small xmas tree, a neon flamingo sign, a neon sigh that just says "bar" and some yellow lights with fake leaves and flowers strung along the wires. There is also a pineapple made up of skulls in front of the xmas tree.

Spent half the afternoon clearing a spot for a tree but have no spoons left for that today. So I decorated the tiki bar.

French-Spanish bakery and cat cafe called Gateau Gato.

Did some extra-work and they sent me a cheque. In the mail.
There's something surreal about having to physically deposit a cheque. It's gonna be weird.

Man who took Hamilton bus on joy ride 'did a great job' driving, left no dings, say police | CBC News He made several stops along the way, allowing passengers to get on and off, police say. He was then arrested.

Meanwhile in Canada: Living the dream
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

I know it's Remembrance day but as a pacifist I'm really focusing on the fact that tomorrow it's ok to start putting up Xmas stuff.

*sad nod*

I blame PAX.
Also I miss PAX.

that shirt is PEAK.